Christina Balterman

• Plan in decades. Think in years. Work in months. Live in days • ESTJ • Civil Engineer • Go Noles

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

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[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@Will_Schryver $3.8M

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@vulturetrades Down!

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@fw_naetoblaq I have started reading on my kindle in the dark and it’s the only thing that works

[Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba @chef_amakaa]

We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right.
PCOS is now PMOS.

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@AjMachalaa @grok who designed the blue dress and what is it called?

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@AJamesMcCarthy He’s working overtime let him rest 😭

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Life after switching from ChatGPT to Claude.

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

You ever cut someone off and your whole nervous system just… relaxed

[Christina Balterman @cbalterman]

@swiftiestyless @zaralarsson Gagged

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

A guy told me:

"Unfortunately, some people were not here to evolve, they are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't"

Something in me changed that day

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[trash jones @jzux]

how i look at the flight attendant so they know i want a diet coke with ice