Chris Bancuk

love my family, life, music, and sports. #GOBLUE

[Chris Bancuk @cbancuk]

@WhiteHouse Who gives a shit. You guys are morons.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A sitting president staged a golf tournament at his own club, announcing himself the winner & then publicly explaining that everyone else lost because he alone possesses TALENT.

He still spends his weekends manufacturing trophies for the saddest little boy alive. What a loser.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

MAGA IN 2020:
"It's just the flu. It's another Democratic hoax."

MAGA IN 2026:
"Fauci lied, people died. He should be in prison for killing millions."

And THAT is why MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.”

“Can you name one?”

“Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗”

Courtesy @TheGoodLiars

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

You might have to consider the possibility that Trump lied. I know, hard to believe that might be case. https://t.co/qjORmuxFIP

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump in the last hour:

"We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

Referred to Ukrainian President Zelenskyy as "President Putin"

"We have the greatest economy we've ever had. $19.2 trillion is being invested right now in the US" (a lie)

His brain is mush.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Now that was the perfect reply to stupid post!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has just called Gianni Infantino and asked FIFA to “just find 4 more goals.”

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

You know whats funny? If trans ppl were banned from sports this whole time. You still would have came in 5th place.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Passports are for Americans traveling outside of America... welcome to who? Be good where? He's a fucking moron and you chuckle fucks gobble up his shit like it's Swiss chocolate.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Wow... it's almost as if vaccines actually work. Who knew?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Yep you’ll see the footage of the vandals at the same time you see his healthcare plan to replace Obamacare, his tax returns, his infrastructure plan, his medical records, and the evidence that the 2020 election was rigged.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Good lord the most brutal community note ever. Quoting the MOU directly

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."

April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."

June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it."

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN montage of Trump bashing the JCPOA and releasing any money to Iran:

I would have never given him back the money. I would have said, the money is off the table. Let's start negotiating. And you know what? I would have won that negotiation

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.

[Covie @covie_93]

So he tore up the JCPOA, went to war, killed servicemembers and Iranian school children forced the entire world to pay more for gas only to end up with a deal worse than the JCPOA??