celso barison

Loyola college grad born in Brazil, importing & distributing organic/biodynamic wines from small family wineries in the big apple

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@Acyn Gutfield is a real POS

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@BearsShowYo IDGAF

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@craigcartonlive @gtconway3d Poorly reffed game IMO

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Dolan sucks

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@jpodhoretz They wrecked it all right

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@otakara18 I would’ve given up after 5 minutes

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@jeremyct That’s not ok

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@ML3democrats Because the American people gave him both chambers of Congress in their infinite wisdom

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@MetamateDaz Kevin is a POS

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@RonFilipkowski Republicans can’t govern

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@highbrow_nobrow We need to start trusting the experts again, this man is dangerous.

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@SarahIronside6 @NashIsHere4It Bullseye

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Donald Trump created an international disaster over absolutely NOTHING and then entered into a negotiation in which he gave up EVERYTHING.

This guy is a massive loser elected by 77 million lost and misguided Americans.

America is weak under Trump.

[celso barison @cbarison]

@ddiamond I knew this would happen the second the Judge had a loophole put in for security reasons.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

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@atrupar The adversary Hegseth references (Persia) was able to keep the Romans at bay for 700 years

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@kathleenmadigan Hey at least we get to keep our shoes on now! Baby steps

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@MikeSington Oopsies

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar They need to stop asking this question

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@danielledsouzag Because she’s lazy and doesn’t want to do anything