Charles

[Charles @cbarles]

http://t.co/VOAyK3S9yN http://t.co/qAgA5coon4 will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.

[Charles @cbarles]

http://t.co/5K91So1jzg Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Charles @cbarles]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/Q1Wpfvmu5X

[Charles @cbarles]

http://t.co/QTGHJisJ Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals.

[Charles @cbarles]

http://t.co/eFZeYIzS Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137.

[Charles @cbarles]

honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying http://t.co/NlxsrndH

[Charles @cbarles]

It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. Idiots. http://t.co/hGoy7yGh

[Charles @cbarles]

http://t.co/nASoCRTC When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell "HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!".