Courtney Barnett

fake it ‘til u make it

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

Whenever I’m having a bad day I listen to some Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and I instantly go from sad bitch to bad bitch

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@vic18xo Definitely a better system!

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

I would just like to state that I don’t think it’s fair that course selection @ @MemorialU is based on GPA. I work hard for my grades, I shouldn’t be stuck in shitty courses and time slots because my GPA isn’t as high as others. GRADES DONT DEFINE YOU!! But MUN thinks otherwise:)

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

Had to download twitter again just to put it out there seeing as you have to sell your soul to get an email or phone call back

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

Still very sad about Mac Miller

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

As a student I can really afford to waste 10 dollars to request an enrolment verification letter ??? :-) love that

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@jessmills_1998 @lukasbattle HAHAHAH FUCK “I’m so sorry sir, she’s a mess”

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

I order secret Starbucks drinks I see on TikTok without any shame

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

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28 Days Left Until #Christmas!

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Y’ALL.

I’m at the doctor and when I got on the scale the nurse said, “Are you okay with knowing the number on the scale or do you prefer not to?”

!!!!!!!

Every. Single. Medical. Professional. Should. Do. This.

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@kyral1998 You deserve nothing less than the world, I love youuu 😘

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

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🎄 5 W E E K S 🌟

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🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟

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[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@MartheaCole HAHAH

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

“Jehovah’s Witness came to my door and asked if I found Jesus, I told them no I looked around the house and in the garage but couldn’t find him”

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@ogregirl11 I believe it too

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

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🎄 6 W E E K S 🌟

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🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟

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[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

Me realizing Scooby’s middle name is Doobie and Shaggy really was a weedz god

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@jumpinjoe19 HAHAHA

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

@jessmills_1998 No :(

[Courtney Barnett @cbarnett_15]

Someone please tell me where to buy Vanilla Rice Krispies