"The High Chief" Couch Potato

"I was a Caesarean baby. You can't really tell, except when I leave the house I go out through the window."

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Rarely are the insides of two toasters the same. Toasters are unique... like snowflakes.

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I'm dusting off my Twitter account just to say what a dogshit main event that was #WrestleMania41

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@netflix better release an apology statement for this travesty. What a second-rate production. @PrimeVideo should've broadcasted for sure.

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Hey guys! I think after 14 years... it's time for me to leave Twitter/X for good. You can find me here as an alternative:

https://t.co/PIrTyxS3Wr

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Going to bed tonight like

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I ordered Wingstop for lunch and now I can't stop salivating 🤤

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I've watched all six Scream movies in a week... and if they have taught me anything, it's that there's a serious urge to be a copycat killer in Woodsboro 😅🤣

Courtney Cox has to be like "Motherf--, AGAIN?!"

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Roger L Jackson should sell the rights to his Ghostface voice to AI so that Scream 20 feels like Scream 1 regardless when they were made 😍

We must never lose the Ghostvoice.

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I used to think this way; but the answer is easy.
"There's money in the chase."

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TNA gotta be one of the most stupid wrestling companies of all time when it comes to booking.

Why do they REFUSE to put their main championship on the most over person in their company 😭

#TNABoundForGlory

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Tonight I had my first chicken pot pie and let's just say I aim to eat thousands more in my lifetime 😍😍

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Malissa: "Guess WHAT. Phineas and FERB are making new episodes--"

Me: "--of what?"

Malissa: "..."

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@rcgilbe64 😱😱😱

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Is the iPad Mini a larger iPhone or a smaller iPad? Asking for everyone.

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Only in this town will we ask for an inspection of arguably the most crucial part of the house and just get a reply of "Bro trust me" 🤣

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@rcgilbe64 Oooh GT? Hot take!

No I absolutely agree that's why I admire Dragon Ball and early Z so much; it was about the actual martial arts too, not just how many forms can beat the new enemy.

Dwarfin' Piccolo, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and making them just background characters lol

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@rcgilbe64 OMG Super Saiyan, which was one of the greatest moments in the history of television #fightme, was made utterly laughably useless by 1) the # of characters who could then achieve the form 2) the # of forms themselves and 3) the God and Instinct form variants. Lol

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@rcgilbe64 I can agree with that! For obvious circumstances!

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I haven't tweeted in almost two weeks.

Here are my life's updates:
- I'm attempting to buy a house.

... That is all.

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@rcgilbe64 Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnot quite

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@Kaboom3STi Haha haven't quite graduated to the grass stained New Balance shoes yet but I'm like the rank below I'd imagine 🤣

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I know I'm getting old because I can't stop being excited about this new pair of shoes