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[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

It's amazing how Austin Riley stole second base like three pitches ago and not only did ESPN not show it, the broadcast didn't mention it for two more pitches

Can't wait to be done with ESPN just phoning it in on their baseball broadcasts

[Blake Jennings @jakeblennings]

I understand the sentiment but I do need people to understand how insufferable it is to like a Pokémon for over 20 years and then Johnny 5th Grade shows up and says you’re a fake fan

[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

So happy about this. I totally tune in to MLB to see big boy umpires assert their authority, not the players on the field!

Way to protect our game, Dan Bellino! Thank you for defending a ticky-tack call yesterday & ejecting that big, bad player today who dares question your authority

[Beans (Beaneater Buzz) @BeaneaterB]

I’ve seen the following takes about the Braves today.

Front end of the bullpen is a problem.

Back end of the bullpen is a problem.

Overall offense is a problem.

Ozzie is a problem.

SS is a problem.

LF is a problem.

Dom is a problem.

Drake is a problem.

Rotation isn’t good.

We only added cheap replacements at the deadline.

We can’t compete with playoff caliber pitching. (Even though we only lost 2 one run games.)

And I just have to ask, if this team is so bad at every aspect of the game as people seem to think, then how do they have the 2nd best record in baseball?

[#WinForMasa 🕊️ @FenwayAttendee]

“You look happier” thanks my baseball team fucks

[Clonerist @Clonerist]

Sorry guys, but Slipknot is good. I don't care if it's goofy gimmick horrorcore reminiscent and your chonkyboy trailer friends loved it. Someone had to do numetal but with a sick death metal drummer so they did and it worked. Math rocky Mudvayne is good too. Face facts.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

I've never once seen a Crockett loyalist explain an ideological issue or articulate a clear policy demand with Talarico, it's literally just a cult of personality helping the Republican candidate by throwing a tantrum because their celebrity fave lost.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

you people have soup for brains. the dodgers have won twice in a row. before that, there was 23 years without a repeat champion. before the Jays in ‘92-‘93, there were 13 straight years without a repeat champion.

baseball already has the parity you claim to seek

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: Millennials didn’t invent participation trophies. Boomers did. Those trophies weren’t for the kids, they were for the parents.

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

ABS stands for Atlanta Braves Shouldn't challenge

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I lost it when the grandma from Encanto was forgiven like nothing happened after having created generational trauma for every single one of his children and grandchildren and DISOWNING HER SON for being different just to then hug him like he hadn't been living ISOLATED AND LIKE A RAT HIS WHOLE LIFE because of her.

No, everything is not magically okay with a hug. BAD thing to teach kids.

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

Americans are absolutely NOT rooting for England, ESPECIALLY on our 250th freedom celebration. We love Mexico and Mexicans and Mexican food and Mexican beaches.

[bloob🫐 @bloob3rry_]

Fun Fact: I would buy this instantly if it actually existed

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

The cool thing about restaurants and bars is that you’re there for a purpose and you’re allowed to be there. That’s it. Order something to eat or drink. The end. People who don’t do stuff like movies and food alone are missing out insanely hard.

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

I’ve ignored the discourse surrounding lateness as a moral failing because punctuality is my biggest pet peeve and if you can’t be on time for anything I think less of you as a person since you have no respect for me or my time

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

This is the cause of homelessness. It's not drugs. It's not mental illness. It's this. We're not angry enough

[Behrtron-6 @behrcalledbehr]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[Carter Baylot @cbaylot]

@kerionmywayward Great book!

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

📜 Proclaim it across the realm: Vote Dubón!

https://t.co/DZR0ZYbjhX | #HyundaiHighlight

[Anthony Bowens @Bowens_Official]

Turn the comments on, I’m not afraid of those losers