chris

[chris @cbbarb]

35mm slides.
@kodak

[chris @cbbarb]

Twitter can eat my ballsack.
Bye.

[chris @cbbarb]

Shooting at a target in the backyard completely naked is a strange way to end the day.

[chris @cbbarb]

Cardboard cutout to put in the woods. 👍

[chris @cbbarb]

I really need this.

[chris @cbbarb]

About to get a week off and I’m seriously about to just drive and see where I end up

[chris @cbbarb]

S&W M&P 2.0 😍

[chris @cbbarb]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
https://t.co/3tshQ9BLpG

[chris @cbbarb]

I accidentally kinda tased myself. 🤣🤣🤣

[chris @cbbarb]

Please buy my guitars.

[chris @cbbarb]

I want to go to a maternity ward and tell a doctor “I forgot to get circumcised. Just kidding...it grew back. Help me.”

[chris @cbbarb]

If I kill myself I might get worker’s comp.

[chris @cbbarb]

5lbs of tannerite.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[chris @cbbarb]

NEEDTOBREATHE - “Out Of Body”

[chris @cbbarb]

I might need to take an estrogen supplement.

[chris @cbbarb]

I’m wearing a denim shirt and blue jeans. I might go to Lowe’s just for the occasion.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[chris @cbbarb]

I want to quit my job and backpack across the country.

[chris @cbbarb]

Please rain

[chris @cbbarb]

Interview for an at-home job in two hours. Wish me all of the luck you possibly can because I need it because I try not to snap on people every single day and it’s ugly. Tell me good luck, pray, commit arson, vomit...do whatever you think it takes to help me get this job.