CBBcels

Worthless pathetic excuse of a man watching stupid fuck up sad basketball programs | DMs open for your anonymous confessions.

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

If you have any CBBcel confessions you’d like to make our DMs are open. They will be posted anonymously as this is a safe space for us to learn and grow together

[Owen @Riverboat_Ross]

Somehow I always fall for these spam bots 😕

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

Investing in this account early 😂

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

Today I asked a girl in accounting, a girl in finance, and a girl in HR if they wanted to get drinks after work.

The first two said no and the girl in HR spat in my face.

Good enough to jack off too later.

Two strikeouts and a hit by pitch. Take your base runner.

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

What the fuck

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

@Tedbro41 Broke my fucking leg celebrating a Luis Rengifo bunt single and missed the end of the game

I can never do one single thing right

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

Aroldis Chapman fastball to the dick

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

Walked into Rate Field and they said you are rated a 0/10. I thought it was just a sponsor but its a real thing

I don’t need everyone to see that I’m a 0/10 on the jumbotron. I just wanted to watch Edgar Quero live in person and Now everyone point and laugh

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

Went to watch my cubbies this weekend just to see them lose their 8th straight

Stepped on the scale this morning and saw I’ve gained 8 more pounds

My weight officially starts with a 4, I should kill myself

[MLBCels @MLBCels]

The Brewers actually stopped the Tarps Off movement because I went up there and took my shirt off and I’m so fat and repulsive they had to shut it down. Great breakout season for Kyle Harrison so far

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

Finally got a job interview today

Was going great for the first 28 minutes but then I shit my pants right as they asked when I could start

Back to school it is

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

If you told younger me that I’d agree with Jeff Goodman before I kissed a woman, I would’ve killed myself a long time ago

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

College basketball reporter Jeff Goodman takes a shot at LSU head coach Will Wade:

"Will Wade, I wish you didn't come back to college basketball. Honestly, I mean that. I like Will. I've known Will since he was an assistant at Harvard back in 2007... 2008. But man, you suck for college basketball. You're making it into a mockery. Look in the mirror and understand it's not just about you... Don't try to ruin this sport."

[Owen @Riverboat_Ross]

Quit Tweeting LSU needs you out there champ

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

@dariaisterrible I don't have arms or legs. Thanks.

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

I’m broke as fuck trying to meal prep. This is my budget for chud goyslop for the week. Thank god there’s no more WCC basketball so I don’t have to pay for ESPN+ and I can finally afford rice ramen noodles again

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

ChudTheBuilder is another name for the Mark Pope experiment at Kentucky

They used to call me this in high school too

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

ChudTheBuilder just MACED a guy after getting his hat smacked off his head during a heated argument 😳

[Lindell Wigginton @LindellWiggJD]

Went 0/5 at the bar tn. Gonna jerk off to gay porn as a way to punish myself

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

Even when I create myself in a video game I can’t get it fucking right

Could be anything I want and I choose to be a 58 overall worthless fuck-up stuck at a Patriot League program

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

It’s may…looks like it’s time to sleep ✌️

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

Aaaaand right when a pretty girl at work came to my desk because she wanted to discuss the Mike Malone hire. Great, just great.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Apple's Weather app is experiencing a major outage.

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

It’s been 3 weeks without college basketball and I’ve talked to no girls and had 9 poop sodas with fart refresher. Fuck my chud life

[CBBcels @CBBcels]

Hottest girl I’ve ever seen walked into the bar. Walked up to talk to her and all I could think to say is “did you see Jacob furphy transferred to Boston college? He must have a good relationship with Luke Murray if he was willing to leave UConn.” Why am I such a chud