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it iz what it izzz

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Trying to slide into his DMs but you see he's got a girl https://t.co/dayDlUBPpe

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Movie 43 doesn’t seem like a real movie… if you’re u know what I mean??? Also just bought tickets to your Seattle show!

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@HDTGM genuinely so curious your thoughts on Movie 43. There are SO many cameos and no reason for it to exist. No one knows about it. Who had dirt on whom?!

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I cannot wait to watch the fuck out of the Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk fight, my god

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*at a stoplight with a 4 year old in the backseat* “Is that the doorbell store?” “No buddy, that’s Taco Bell”

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The efficiency of OC parking enforcement really instilled a deep sense of anxiety every time I hear a street sweeper now.

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Girl Scouts have really evolved since my day… setting up a station outside of a bar is next level

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Sorry idk that intro song just ignites something

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Fully still invested in the jersey shore family and I don’t care who knows

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Just watched a bus driver slow down, open the doors, and toss a dog treat out to the dog walking by :’)

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Go Lions.

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@devitonin U good?

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HOLY SHIT Ms!!!!

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How am I supposed to let my fiancé sleep when Christine is as fake as her boobs?? #BlingEmpire

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Sorry to anyone who’s fallen victim to my late night tiktok binges. I can’t help it, I won’t stop, and also, I’m not sorry

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Like, he’s not totally wrong, but

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Grabbed the port a potty door handle and broke a nail off, and the 3 year old says “it’s ok, it was just a sticker”

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We’ve had tickets for this show for almost three years. We got off at this exit over two hours ago, then turned away when police blocked off any access to parking.

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@TacomaDome we’ve had tickets for MCR for almost 3 years. We exited the freeway for the venue over two hours ago, and just got turned away because there is no parking. There are miles of car behind us, awaiting the same fate.

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If anyones going thrifting, I’m in the market for a handheld vacuum. No worries if not, just thought I’d put it out there

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Question for gas station employees: what’s the character profile of the people who buy the assorted mystery sex pills near the register?