Candace B.

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@monicaboyer Add some extra crunch to that PB + Pickle sammy https://t.co/vQpqoS5usj

[Mashable @mashable]

#SecretFoods Confession: I put pickles on my peanut butter potato chip sandwich https://t.co/CiFifxS1sv
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[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

Sometimes, I just wonder: "How did they put that on and say 'Yes, this looks good.'?!?"

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@monicaboyer @taylorteichroeb cheeeeesin! Please let's

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@monicaboyer @taylorteichroeb Weeee happy galentines!! May we drink and be merry today and forever more, amen

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@BritannicChick @EmVall YAY!! So glorious I just can't wait.

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

This textbook just used "chunk" as a technical term...

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

"She can't sing, she can't dance. But who cares she walks like Rihanna." -actual lyrics of an actual song.

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@BritannicChick @EmVall #YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

Mariah Carrie's "All I Want For Christmas" makes any situation enjoyable!

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

In a bad mood? Watch Pitch Perfect and there's no way you won't become happy!

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

Your troubles are out of reach on the beach!

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

"I know he can really help me discover who I am, as an artist."

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

Santa's Secret is just sooooo yummy

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

"The States like to shoot people." - lunch with grandma

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

50% of my meals this week have been golden grahams, thanksgiving could not have come at a better time. Hellllllo taters'n gravy

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

Today Jerry Seinfeld taught me that UFC and The Real Housewives are the just worst qualities of both genders exaggerated to the maximum.

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

My prof said "penetration rate" 5 times too many.

[lil rosé @krista_rose23]

Sundays 😐🔫

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

I <3 weddings!

[Candace B. @cbensontealover]

@monicaboyer Hahahaha that's exactly what he said! He'll be glad to know he's not alone.