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That fact’s not fun at all

[trevy @chillextremist]

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Man: why is the speed of light that?

God: what

Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second… why?

God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass

[✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi @roxana_hadadi]

saw it in a movie theater that doesn't exist anymore in a mall that doesn't exist anymore. the millennial experience

[turbomander @turbomander]

its the desert biome man. we got curved swords and beetles and shit. sitar going absolutely buckwild on the soundtrack. maybe a giant worm. fuckin love the desert

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

One of the best days of my life… Pappy McPoyle brings me joy! And Danny is pure life!

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

The full quote is better:

“You’re in the circus, bro, goin, ‘doesn’t anyone else see that we’re surrounded by clowns?’ Brother, give your nose a squeak for me and tell me whatchya hear.”

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Gelatinous Cube Obama: my uhh jello Americans

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Thinking about burgers

[father tommie @lesbianplagas]

unfortunately for you i have portrayed myself as the nonchalant david lynch and you as the screaming trent reznor

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

ELECTRICAL ENGINEER HERE ITS SO THE CARS LOOK SICK AND LIKE SHARKS

[Lex Luthor @LexLuthor_DCU]

Superman you gotta try this

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

@DC_DANIELV91 Whats the point of a clown if they don't make you laugh?