Carolyn Gard

Major Johnny Depp fan, Sales, Marketing, Real Estate Broker, Insurance agent. Voracious reader and learner, writer, world traveler, trivia buff, Jeopardy!

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@Bijoux102 @Tomhennessey69 Muslims don't want Jesus. They want to belong to a sick twisted cult.

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@GioBruno1600 No

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@Anfoooey @ColonelTowner I was born in the Fifties. I think there were only 4 or 5 vaccines for kids. Every time I got one, I got sick. I asked my nutty zealot mother why she was taking me to the doctor to make me get sick. The last jab I got was in 1987 for yellow fever. I was going to Kenya.

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@jjbtrim @ColonelTowner It is probably a prerequisite for getting that job.

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@ColonelTowner I have never had a flu shot. I do not believe in vaccines at all. My nutty mom & sister used to get theirs faithfully every year & they would call me to brag & urge me to get one. I laughed & told them to enjoy the next two weeks sick as a dog in bed......Yep. 🤢🤮

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@RealJamesWoods @DonnaPrissyrn1 No

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@atensnut @SATXDAR Witchy Poo from HR Pufnstuff

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@fr0hickey @TimRunsHisMouth @grok Bullshit

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@TimRunsHisMouth @grok No

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@laralogan Why don't these losers just get sterilized so they can't have kids?

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

Freudian slip, Manchelle?

[AJ Inapi (Allan) @aj_inapi]

Michelle Obama is not special. Those days are over.

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@SenWarren Fuck off Fauxcahontas

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@KMSharp72 @ewarren @ChukkyRekka Good one

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@ewarren How much grifted wampum will you contribute, Lieawatha??

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@RealJamesWoods Is this when the kitchen ran out of fried 🐔🍗??

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Honestly this is embarrassing.

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@TerribleSword @RealJamesWoods @find_john_galt Yes it does

[Mr. Smith @HippyLagerBiker]

@RealJamesWoods I recommend playing the whole thing on "Loop" at every Ice Detention facility. (There would Mass self deportations):
https://t.co/tkdmMKAnEC

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@IfindRetards 🙄She is so full of 💩

[Carolyn Gard @cbgard]

@johnnydeppfiles 40 years in show business & look at the career he has had. I just adore him.
Cheers to many more years of Johnny D E double P 💖🥂🍾