Carissa Huskins Allison

Dorca 🫍Green Witch 🪴Crazy Bird Bitch 🦜

[James Allison @ThickJimsWiener]

When mama gets home my wiener stands up

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If tariffs were truly working, farmers wouldn’t need handouts. Trump’s bailout checks are just the receipts of his failure.

[steven @egyptian_neenan]

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

So Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk’s killer, is neither a Democrat, nor transgender, nor an immigrant, but instead a 22-year-old white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loves guns and wore a Donald Trump costume on Halloween. — Did I get that right?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You guys gutted the FBI and put podcast hosts as directors. What do you think would happen?

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[chase @cfree94]

like everything sucks and i still want them to die but this is also so fun

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The White House trying to persuade women to have more kids while denying us reproductive rights, healthcare, childcare, paid leave, affordable housing and equal pay, and destroying education is truly dystopian.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

“The other countries will pay for tariffs” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall.”

[Carissa Huskins Allison @cbhuskins]

This might be my favorite so far!

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN put together a collection of clips of Trump complaining about Democratic presidents playing golf

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Have you noticed that all the ivermectin experts are now tariff experts

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Good morning everyone!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

America right now

[Shawn X. @mediumsizeddeal]

Hands down, the week's episode of The Righteous Gemstones was one of the wildest 40+ minutes of television all year

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

According to MAGA, if you hit a car with a baseball bat because you don’t like the company’s owner you’re a “terrorist”, but if you hit a Capitol police officer with a baseball bat because you don’t like the results of an election, you’re a “patriot.”

Do I have that just about right?

[farid @fariflux]

"I just don't think at this age I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life. I don't have the will..." she's so me 😭 #TheWhiteLotus

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

spring 💐