Overheard At Camp Buddy

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eduard: would like to apologize to the haters for being an absolute snack

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yoichi: describe yourself in one word

keitaro: yours

yoichi, voice cracking: disgusting

yoichi: say it again

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eduard: saw a newspaper comics section for the first time in years. at least half the comics were just a lazy husband & nagging wife. No other punchline. i literally cannot imagine going through life as a straight person

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Yoichi: I can’t help you, Mr. Perfect. I’m stuck

Natsumi: Just move Keitaro off of your lap, he won’t wake up

Yoichi: Hell no! I’m not a monster

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Hunter: Natsumi, have you seen Keitaro?

Natsumi: I-I am not seeing Keitaro!

Hunter: ....what?

Natsumi: What?

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Yoichi: Whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon” assert your dominance by announcing “Then beg”