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@thealpharaccoon @Kaizerrev I don’t like Kamala idk where you got that idea

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@hyprgamousbosch @Kaizerrev Yeah

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@MalloryMcMorrow Lmfao

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@FranziaMom Weakerthans are Canadian

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@alx ?

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three

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If I saw Anya Taylor Joy in real life I’d instinctively start doing one of those rainforest bird mating dances

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Regularly thinking about the fact that my dad got me Cormac McCarthy’s The Road for my 13th birthday

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I’m voting for the bright red alcoholic faced, greasy hair plug having “Bostonian” from Swampscott whose blue collar “real” job is eating pizza

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who says I can’t be mayor? I’m out here shaking hands and kissing babies. Look how happy this kid is!

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@TheLeadCNN @jaketapper 2 idiots

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Couple months then we never have to see this moron again

[CSPAN @cspan]

U.S. Sen. Candidate @MalloryMcMorrow (D-MI) recalls her family's experience with antisemitism: "My greatest fear, as I watched the war begin, was that the actions in the Middle East will tear us apart at home. That's still my greatest fear."

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Have those hair plugs started to infest his face and bruise his forehead?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: You might run against Mamdani?

Portnoy: I would love to run against—if I was going to run, it would be here. Can I win here? I have no idea.

I’ve done a lot of good in NYC, whether it was the Barstool Fund or pizza places, so it wasn’t for show. I’ve had a real job. I’ve done real things, unlike these clown politicians who have never had a job and have never been in the real world for a day

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@ostonox They���re going to tell you you’re not from Boston, you’re from Swampscott. Don’t listen to them. Keep calling people retahded.

[ostonox @ostonox]

dave portnoy, they're going to doubt you.

they're going to tell you you can't win against the most popular new york mayor in 100 years.

they're going to tell you reviewing pizza is not a "real job".

you can't listen to them.

Portnoy 2029 is going to change politics forever

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@ginamilan_ I want her here, and I don’t want you here.

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@CChadChampion I’d say caring about what race of person someone dates is much more indicative of being spiritually dead

[Nino Paid @cantgobacc]

When niggas start putting extra shit in they noodles it’s like okay you a advanced broke nigga

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Amazing post by The Disrespected Trucker

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Why are we not having a full out rebellion?

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@WilliamHamh8 @MinnieFluff @franciscandruid Buddy ya gotta pack it up you just got absolutely wrecked