Chandler Keenan

A cat lady in the making. Go Noles.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@snapchatsupport Just reinstalled Snapchat on my new phone. Asked for my password to be texted but it keeps saying "bad request." Any help?

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@TKoboski @SassyMaddey Yes, extremely blasphemous nerds.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@SassyMaddey We just developed the absolute best #fantheory. #itsallconnected

[Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. @AgentsofSHIELD]

IT'S HAPPENING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Best #FitzSimmons moment EVER! 😊😉😍😍😍😱🙌🙊💕💕😭 #AgentsofSHIELD

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

It has to be said. I love @Lil_Henstridge but I'm not convinced that #Simmons deserves #Fitz. He's too good. <3 #AgentsofSHIELD

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

Lets hope they had space condoms because the last thing we need is #simmons to be carrying Will's baby. #AgentsofSHIELD

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

NOOOOO SHE LOVES FITZ #simmons #AgentsofSHIELD #thisiswrong

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@AgentsofSHIELD For the love of Thor, I just want Fitz to be happy.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

Currently taking recommendations for shitty mood/pity party music

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

Golson... come on, bro.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

This is now longer than 'Avatar' and the characters, despite not being blue or having tails, are substantially less relatable. #GOPDebate

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

"#MarylStreep could play a shower curtain and I would see that movie." @SassyMaddey only speaks the truth.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

7 weeks in India & there's only one thing in America I really missed. So happy to be reunited with my true love: @tacobell #livemas #lovemas

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@spollenz Next time I come home: "@nytfood: 17 of our best gin cocktails http://t.co/iXg2sPhYqL"

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

I keep thinking I recognize people in the airport. Either it's Doppelganger Day or all white people are starting to look the same.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@SassyMaddey there's a lovely white cow my classmate named Uysses. U has a few brown friends. They all lay n the street together, hahaha

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@SassyMaddey definitely no problem on that front. What color?

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@SassyMaddey I'm in Rajasthan, a different state. Heat wave affects people forced to work in hottest part of afternoon, not spoiled students

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@SassyMaddey definitely, but its not even that bad, anf after the rain this week the heat has lowered.

[Chandler Keenan @CBK2000]

@AmericanAir Oh, your agents in Charlotte have been incredibly helpful all day! It's just part of the standby struggle.