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[Tucker @tddougherty]

Turns out the only Patriots that played tonight were on an alternative halftime stream.
#SuperBowlLX

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@tysonalger Roger Hinshaw - what a legend!

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

The Portland Jr. Winterhawks are #USAHNationals champions!

Congrats to the team from Oregon on capturing the 2025 Youth 16U Tier II 1A title!

@ChipotleTweets | #TrainEatRepeat

[Anthony Di Marco @ADiMarco25]

Sources say #Flyers are closing in on a deal with Michigan State undrafted free agent Karsen Dorwart.

Dorwart’s junior season ended in heartbreaking fashion on Thurs vs Cornell. The San Jose Jr. Sharks product could become just the 8th Oregon-born player to skate in the #NHL.

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@tysonalger Can we get a report on how many conference titles the @pac12 is going to win today?
#ConferenceofChampions

[Tucker @tddougherty]

The @NBA’s tangential response to load management is… load management.

[NBA Communications @NBAPR]

The following has been released by the NBA:

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@SaraaHolland Reminds me of @akmatt18 and Matt Guerts in the dark corner of Boeke 2.

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@kevinpalmer F: Tua (the upside is crazy good)
M: Dak (model of consistency [even if bad])
K: Watson (would be too touchy when I’m feeling over touched)

[Tucker @tddougherty]

Very fitting John Fischer would give the @Athletics fans 8.5 innings of baseball for the final game.
#SellTheTeam

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@kevinpalmer This is because your team has an established captain, right?

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@kevinpalmer You’ve been an ambassador for Transfusions for years…

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@PFTCommenter Name literally translates to “Aquafina”

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@mattmurley19 Embellishment has to be called on goalies. Both parties (goalies and players) need to be a little more honest around the crease.

[Tucker @tddougherty]

Is it coincidence #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT was released by #TaylorSwift on the same day as @Raffi_RC? I don’t think so! Is there beef? Could we potentially see a collaboration in the future? Is Baby Beluga about Alwyn?

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@kevinpalmer Even with your “#LetsGoBuffalo to win the Stanley Cup” bet?! You purchased that so recently!

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@tysonalger Yet we still can’t figure out why players gamble. It’s part of the cultural fabric, even if falsely advertised by @ESPN

[Tucker @tddougherty]

Definitely not complaining about my bet, but the #Titans need to be investigated if they don’t cover the spread against the #Dolphins

Do something @NFL!

[Western Hockey League @TheWHL]

adidas executive Dan Near has been named incoming WHL Commissioner. Near's tenure will begin on January 1, 2024.

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

Expect the @TheWHL to make a major announcement tomorrow. Industry sources suggest, Dan Near, a Global Executive with @adidas, and a familiar name in all hockey circles, will be named as longtime commissioner, Ron Robison’s successor.

[Tucker @tddougherty]

@anchoragepress 1. Dean Larson/Keith Street number retirement night.
2. @wwrenn91 one punching Zahn to protect Scott Gomez’s honor.
3. @DaneCook (remember him?)