Charmaine Blackman

in a world where you can be anything... be kind. ✨

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@Bell_Support Waiting on updates still!! Many of us work from home and this is getting ridiculous! The “outage update” page still says this was going to be fixed last night and hasn’t even been updated since 11am yesterday. Unacceptable…

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@Fawcett_Matt Chips. @blackman7

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@Fawcett_Matt Liam Neeson

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@goodreads Tower of dawn 🙈

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It is a truly huge day. Because at some point in the night, The Grand Tour will present Seaman.

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@goodreads The Burg.

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Kale is gross. There, I said it.
#hatersgonnahate

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Wait, where did November go?

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Me: *turns left at an intersection*
My 2yo from the backseat: “Great job Mommy, you can do it!!”

If you need some motivation in your everyday life my toddler’s your girl.

#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

What if we threw out insults at each other like we did to the Grinch?

“Ya well... You have garlic in your soul!!”

#grinch

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Me: Aria would you like some water?
Aria (2yo): No thank you mommy but thanks for offering!
Me: *singing quietly to myself* what child is this...
#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

All you other folks out there celebrating life goals and I’m just over here like “I showered TWICE this week!” So same, same.
#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Husband: Aria (2yo) can you turn off the pendent lights?

2yo: I don’t like pendents

Husband: do you like independence?

2yo: I don’t know. I like ponies and unicorns.

#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Listening to worship music in the kitchen...

Husband: Church is the best!
2yo: Church is not the best. Mommy is the best.
Me: Well, thanks, Aria. You’re the best.
2yo: I am not the best. I am the boss.

🤦‍♀️

#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Popped a couple advil and a zantac and crawled into bed at 8pm in case anyone is wondering how parenthood changes your saturday nights. #momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
3yo: When Piper (6mo) grows up and turns into a horse she can hse my pink stars blanket to stay warm.
#mommemes

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

*house is dead silent...early morning*

2yo: MOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING (yells from her crib)
Me: *wakes from the dead* I’m just going to get dressed then I’ll come get you!
2yo: Ok. I give you one minute.
Me: 😳

#momlife

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@goodreads Use different devices! Kindle/ipad/hardcover. I always have one of each going!

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

@goodreads Jersey. #stephanieplum all the way! #lookalivetwentyfive

[Charmaine Blackman @cblackman777]

Hey friends! ALL THREE of my mama’s #books are now available! These are the PERFECT #teaching #resources for anyone working with kids and wanting to address #mentalhealth !

See website for #FREE resources, and be sure to follow her on instagram and FB!