Christophe Parker

bike man 🚴 dog man 🐕 drink man 🍹

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Got my one week reminder for @ComedyBangBang Wet Day!

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

It’s been awhile since someone puked next to me on a plane. Can’t say I’ve missed it

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

This is what success looks like
#riseandgrind #hustle #grindmindset #thisishowiwin https://t.co/dUloNZ8dRN

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

BREAKING: The federal e-bike bill is BACK.

A new proposal would give Americans up to $1,500 off a new e-bike.

This bill is similar to its predecessor, which came tantalizingly close to passing last year. BUT there are some key differences.

🧵
https://t.co/OQYWoqjohz

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

@NPR Glad we’re sending our best

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

So we’re gonna bail out the bank and then say student loan forgiveness is unconstitutional right?

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Ahi-Ahi baked in salt. Never tried cooking like this before and it was really wild using this much salt to cook fish but it was pretty damn good. Am I the new Salt Bae? #therecanonlybeone #saltbae https://t.co/NajZeR0YfF

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

I legit don’t even understand the underlying idea for this. Like you’re so bad that you need a tampon? Wtf does that mean?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Tiger Woods handed Justin Thomas a tampon after outdriving him during Thursday’s round. Backlash to the joke prompted an apology Friday. https://t.co/jDAmWZo47P

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

@omgitsemilyward @ScottAukerman I relistened to Lisa gilroys part yesterday while walking my dog and must’ve looked insane with how much I was laughing

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Thank you @danlippertcool for bringing Bill Walton to Middle Earth. Loved every second of it

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

This must be Alimony Tony’s favorite drink @PFTompkins
@ComedyBangBang

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Topkapi Palace Gate in Istanbul: had to speak friend to enter (Mellon). @ Topkapı Sarayı https://t.co/OKURdxFZal

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Dolmabahce Palace Clocktower and Mosque: which Instagram is letting me know is currently 6,865 miles away from me 😞 😔 😢 @ Dolmabahçe Palace https://t.co/ChXbREflH9

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

New CBB PRESENTS: WALTON on WALTON with Bill Walton!

Bill (@danlippertcool) welcomes guests Sir Charles Barkley (Carl Tart), Dr. Christina Potts (Madeline Walter) & Matthew Lillard (@tim_baltz)!

https://t.co/tRAFFdANnj

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Happy birthday to the guy whose joke about Coin-Starring someone on @ComedyBangBang I think about every week or so
HBD @Gabrus
(I now lose my shit whenever I see one of these machines.)

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

I knew that I knew that Linda Ronstadt song that played during Last of Us ep last night from somewhere else and lo and behold my favorite album of 2022 @TownlandBand Honey on the Hifi had a cover of it which I must’ve played a million times last year

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Uchisar Castle + view from the highest point in Cappadocia

#turkey🇹🇷 #cappadocia #uchisarkalesi @ Uchisar Kalesi https://t.co/yGgflkTdZe

[Christophe Parker @cblakeparker]

Just posted a photo @ Yerebatan Sarnıcı https://t.co/PbnSGajHxq