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@elonmusk are you brave enough to take him up on his offer?

https://t.co/zHqpdPZ9Ge

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Alabama tells Bannon to go (back) to hell. Moore will join you there soon enough.

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18th century politician: "I cannot tell a lie.". 21st century politician: "I didn't stab her; she stabbed herself."

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The difference between a millennial and Gen X waiter is that the millennial tells the kids that chocolate milk is an option.

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Welcome back John McCain, a maverick hero that I admired in 2000. I wish you hadn't disappeared in 2008, but I'm glad you're back in 2017.

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I'm outraged by Kim Jong-un's use of "mentally deranged dotard" - words like that are only appropriate during debates on the House floor!

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Attention grocers: I know it is confusing, but Graham Crackers should be found in the CRACKER aisle, not with the cookies. That is all.

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Traveling abroad, the only thing more embarrassing than answering questions about our president is answering questions about our Congress.

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Trump has actually made me remember Bush fondly. https://t.co/RqyFDgAHNB

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This is fantastic. https://t.co/D1f7XgUc64

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"No parent should have to decide if they can afford to save their child's life." Amen.

https://t.co/Eyfr6gueCJ

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Input validation is important. Texting that "Departure time is 7:45" is not reassuring when you're waiting in the gate to board at 7:48.

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Republicans are proving to be remarkably adept at repealing healthcare. Their bills, not Obamacare, of course. https://t.co/rTs359BTyv

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I sure hope D Hoe gets D upgrade.

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I am not ashamed to admit that this is my new favorite thing. #GOPDnD https://t.co/BlTX4MNrlR

[Alan & Tyler @tldmPodcast]

DM: The air boils around you. The sea level rises ten f--
PC: But where's the proof?
DM: You SEE it.
PC: Can we roll not to see it?

#GOPdnd

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When in Europe I'm always depressed by seeing so many fantastic wagons that we don't get in the States. Yes, I love station wagons.

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I overheard a seemilgly Texan accent saying "there are so many foreigners here!" In Heathrow.

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Nice to see Thomas' finally provide a user manual for all those poor souls struggling to learn.

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I know men aren't always the cleanest, but "animal" seems a bit harsh.

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I will admit that the 13-year-old in me did not immediately read this as Academy *of Art*.