courtney

this is a milwaukee brewers fan page || she/her

[courtney @cbomb12]

me: I have 7 friends

gas station attendant: Reagan ruined everything

me: https://t.co/UH5W1cxrCU

[T @tylerthecreator]

i have 8 friends

[courtney @cbomb12]

I was home alone with my younger brother and babysitting an infant in fifth grade for an entire day. this is insane

[Ivana Greco @IvanaDGreco]

This is a very good essay by @KelseyTuoc on childhood independence. The fact that 1/3 of Americans think a child has to be a literal teenager before they can be left home alone for an hour is lunacy.

[courtney @cbomb12]

go pack go baby

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about to take an adderall and watch a star is born. AMA

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typical 12 year old thinking grey poupon is a luxury good that poor people don’t deserve

[C3 @C_3C_3]

I mean come on.

😂😂😂

[courtney @cbomb12]

haven’t heard from @NateHuempfner since Iowa went 8-1 against PJ yesterday…

[courtney @cbomb12]

any maga woman is either deeply insecure or has a level of self loathing that they don’t even recognize

[ascendant lower-middle @cIass_man]

she's wearing an "immigrants make america great" crop top today

why live, really

what's the point

[courtney @cbomb12]

@BrewPack8 we’re doing 100proof whiskey

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lol. lmao, even

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@NateHuempfner just wait til the packers to lose at charlie kirk stadium this weekend

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everyone say thank you jackson

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anyway. i’ve cried today. it fricken ruled. i’m drunk now :)

[courtney @cbomb12]

I woke up in a cold sweat this morning and looked at flights to mke. $900. thought about it and honestly kinda wish I would have done it

[courtney @cbomb12]

@Brewers @TBSNetwork @620wtmj babe i’m anxious

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in softball if someone was on second they would signal exactly where the catcher was setting up. not groundbreaking ♥️

[Tom @CubsfanTom]

Whatever you gotta do to win cheaters

[courtney @cbomb12]

not happy but we all move along and still have the chance to pop champagne in chicago

[courtney @cbomb12]

it’s time for our prince to do it again

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this mona walkoff will feed families for generations

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@billienotjeane the way he laid there after missing the fly from jackson… jesus

[courtney @cbomb12]

I actually enjoyed the game more when I had it on mute for the first two innings because my boyfriend was on a work call simply because I wasn’t listening to these annnoucers. yes I know how the first inning went

[courtney @cbomb12]

if these announcers sucked the cubs dick anymore it would be considered beastiality

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it's amazing how much adderall (prescription, thank you) can make you lock into work and avoid twitter all day before a playoff game