Chris Bower

fake cafe owner, Ray's Tap Reading Series, Curious Theatre Branch,Chicago writer, teacher, comments here representative of me being bad @twitter, cafe neckbeard

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@Allan5553 @Cubs @IowaCubs You will see why

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@CubWin @NBCSWhiteSox And that's what all of the good teams do

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@trebor7980 @DannyDrinksWine Why should it have been shorter? It should still be going

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I wonder what the correlation is between the David Bote lovers and the Canario faithful? Totally different players that meat heads believe in @cubs

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@brendan_cubs @TimFakename31 You change it again?

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@G_ram76 @brendan_cubs Ha. That didn't age well

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@peterhilborn @brendan_cubs @MLB Poor Peter. You discovered it's no longer fun and healthy and you are moving on. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

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@Cubs For many of us distraught at the number of ignorant and cruel comments, remember that most reasonable people and Cub fans are not blue check internet trolls.

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@PAnti71 @CubsAllThings Guess you don't remember how lousy he is Also, he's more expensive than the players they can send up and down.

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@d16_mike @CubsAllThings I'm a Cubs fans and I'll just say that we are an emotional, irrational and temperamental bunch.

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@sjhall17 @CubsAllThings Generationally? You are exhausting

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@marktheradio11 @CubsAllThings That's not how the world works

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@CubsAllThings @mangoni_ryan That's not what you said at all in your post. You said he was better

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@scott1hopkins @Ken_Rosenthal Leave Tim alone

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Memorio's Day by Robert F. Kennedy https://t.co/VAcpMqp9pW via @YouTube

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@jwillworld @Cardinals Of course they are trolling. What else could it possibly be?

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I have no doubt that Patrick Wisdom's nickname in the clubhouse is "Wizzie" but that does not mean @Boog_Sciambi has to use it. Good announcers make better nicknames. Clubhouse nicknames are bad, like Wizzie

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@WSoxfan25 @0gWattage @joetweets1987 @JasonWard23 @sylabdul @jasrifootball @670TheScore Sort of. Do you really think he is a brisket magician? I have my doubts based on what I've seen here.

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These David Pecker smiles are too much