Craig “Cornbread” Johnson

PSU ‘09 || ΑΓΡ Alum || Pledgemaster || Divorced || Gynecologist || Bag Activist #LANK

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Future car salesman #phag

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

The lost and found is just another name for a gift shop #Expand

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

I don’t #gaf about UFC but Tommy McMillen is a bad man

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Bend me over and fuck my boy puss #LANK

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Tough as nails until you give me a cosmic brownie #expand

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

We’ve all been there bro #humpday

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

I get paid to vape and play tetris #intern

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

I was on the clock when I posted this

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Fuck you #pussy

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Fuck you #pussy

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Nevermind #phags

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

These Turkish fucks are losers but have some tight ass hairlines #worldcup

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

These Turkish fucks are losers but have some tight ass hairlines #worldcup

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Flirting with a fat girl at the gym is like investing $100 into Bitcoin in 2010

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Happy #HumpDay

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Fellas, shrink or expand? #LANK

[Ron “The Dong” Dingle @rondingle63]

Can’t believe my company is making me work on Juneteenth. Unreal

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

#Shrink Corporate America. I miss waking up on a Tuesday morning, throw on Family Guy, and rippin a johnson until I breath manually

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

This is fucking absurd #UsOpen

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Reminiscing on the high school days ripping geebs behinds the local Sheetz. Fuck Corporate America #Shrink

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Does anyone else’s sweat smell like weed? #LANK

[Craig “Cornbread” Johnson @cbreadjohnson]

Maribeth in HR just gave me the fuck me eyes #shes60 #fridays