Chane Rennie

strategy nerd @wiedenkennedy // I’m not sure who else’s opinions these would be?

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

I needed this Waffle House waitress to call me “sweetie” like a plant needs the sun.

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

If your car has an NRA sticker on it I will be lighting it on fire. Thanks and have a great day!

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

34-year-old on Twitter : “PAW Patrol is copaganda that reinforces America’s role as the global police force and indoctrinates a new generation of children into our collective military fetishization.”

34-year-old not on Twitter : “We’re redoing our bathroom.”

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

@JoshClayton @RGA @Cavallokristen “The chemistry with the clients was surprisingly great and honestly, this one is all about the cReAtIvE pOtEnTiAl…”

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

Anybody see any new hibachi tricks out there? I’m worried about the pace of innovation in the space. You can only ride the success of the onion volcano for so long.

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

One of my lamest habits (that I’m aware of) is when I’m rage working to house music, I type as though I’m a dj spinning knobs on stage.

[richard shotton @rshotton]

“Our industry is drowning in maths and starving for ideas”

The @AdContrarian on data not being enough - in his book, Advertising for Skeptics

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

the roasted leek focaccia in green garlic butter at lilia is a religious experience

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

I assumed a package from “1romancelane” to my fiancé was lingerie, but it was actually blue leggings to compliment the blue body paint for an alien costume she’s planning. This is why I’m in love.

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

You can put cream cheese on any kind of bread. there is no law that says it can only go on a bagel.

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

How dare you

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

@david_d_tyler @sam_schneidman

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

The 15-20 second ringtone that all new appliances have when they finish a cycle. Why and who do I punch?

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

@anannabananacan Everything should try again - Jason Molina

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

@HourlyLizards @_alexmcclelland

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

My heart seems to contain a consistent amount. It has never felt empty or full. Is there something wrong with me?

[Marcela @marcela_ajua]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to give up your skinny jeans if you don’t want to. What’s in and what’s out is all a ploy to keep us all buying things until the planet is dead.

[Chane Rennie @cbrennie]

@jazomoises Pitching a reality TV show where he has to suit up for a week of NFL practice, but on the last day he gets to do as many tik tok dances as his crumpled body will allow.