Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂

We are One²❤

[Mr Psquare @PeterPsquare]

Taaa!📌

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

Ogiri igbo

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What's the one INGREDIENT that instantly upgrades any dish you cook?

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

@oku_yungx 😆 🤣 😂

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

Na like this e de take start o.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

If we're born naked, why do we have to wear clothes at all?

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

🇹🇷 🦃

[Super Octagon @OctagonSuperrr]

Shit says "goat meat"

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

🍍

[Kameelah❤️🧕 @TheCakegurl]

If you were told to pick one forever, which would you go for??

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

How? NO 3 WINS

[ijn @godknowsdgj1]

This is a tough one. Which are you picking? 👀

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

South African

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Which animal will you delete ?

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

Bread and coconut

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

What goes best wìth thìs??

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

In my case, it's either the bathroom is dirty or malaria don de show face.

[Pharm. Greatman @OGreat6]

Your skin should not itch you after bathing.

If it does
This thread is for you 👇🏾

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

God abeg protect this girl for us 😭🙏

[Oku @oku_yungx]

If DEMBOUZ wins the CWC, make them just give am BALLON D’OR abeg.

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

COCO MONEY 🤑💰💵
@LouisVuitton

[BIG JOE OF LAGOS✌️🇳🇬®️ @JosephOnuorah]

A gift for my beloved parents. From a very grateful son.

After 18 months - Now Ready for habitation.

Inflation stretched us but thank God we finished and they are both alive to enjoy.

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

Correction at that age is hard. I advise you to send her home.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

How do you deal with a 17 year old that’s steals a lot? My mum brought this girl from the village to stay with her, she’s in a good school and she eats whatever she wants to eat but she steals a lot. I was talking to my mum this night and she was complaining bitterly that all the soups in her freezer have gone sour (3 different different soups) cos the girl was taking meat and fish from the soup. When she closes from school she goes to my mums office and she steals money from the drawer (she was caught through cctv), she’s always taking money from my mums purse and my mum is tired but she promised the girl’s mum to sponsor her till university level.

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

I still will not subscribe.

[Big Brother Naija @BBNaija]

Shhh… the #BBNaija parrot is back 🦜 and it has reunion gist for days 😮‍💨 #BBNaijaReunion

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

Tunde runs an NGO. And so what?

Why is Tunde running an NGO in the first place, because some of think NGO is a wonderful idea. You have no idea that the more NGOs around you, the more worried you should be.

NGOs exist in the first because of leadership failure. No one deserves to rely on the benevolence of another to become a useful human being. That’s not humanity.

Humanity is the idea that everyone’s life is dignified. And there’s nothing dignifying about waiting for a Good Samaritan to save you under Oshodi bridge. You should have never been under Oshodi bridge in the first place.

Here we are trying solve why you were under Oshodi bridge to begin with, because we can recognize that your situation was a design of someone else.

We now know that it is the Western empire and their puppets like Tinubu that are keeping you under Oshodi bride.

Now there’s a guy Tunde who wants to save your from Oshodi bridge, but he ends up getting help from those who put you in that position. First the main actors themselves (he visited their embassy the other day), now their puppet (Tinubu).

How the f… do you think this is a normal arrangement? Like this something we should celebrate this??

It’s like you are battling diabetes and you are prescribed some drugs to take, but you look at the drug and discover it’s completely made with sugar (the source of your problem). No be juju be that.

Even tho the intention of the physician was to help, but they are not actually going to help. It is impossible that they help.

I don’t why this isn’t clear enough for everyone to understand.

[Uncle Chidozie Bruce 😂 @cbruce4u]

We will defend our country ✊️
I STAND WITH YOU
#THERESHALLBENOCOMPROMISE
#RIGANDDIE2027

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

And yes to the APC Rascals asking;
Invitations choke on different levels!!! Local ooo, State ooo, Federal ooo…
The list long!
Invitations you people are slaving for!!!
But I promise, you will continue to cry, weep and gnash your teeth because all will be continuously rejected!!!

THERE SHALL BE NO COMPROMISE!

[Nedu Ani @Nedumcity_]

JAMB is replying Peter Obi,

Kasongo yeh Sanwo Olu is replying Peter Obi,

Presidency is replying Peter Obi,

Everyone is replying Peter Obi,

Peter Obi is the face of opposition and he’s dishing it out hot hot.

DJ play me Kasongo yeh abeg.

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

I would never endorse a post like this!!!
Please do not ask Celebrities to make sacrifices the people themselves are not ready to make.
Celebrities are Citizens like you. If majority of the people are quiet, why should we blame celebrities?
Also not all celebrities wish to speak on social issues. So it’s unfair to manipulate us into speaking about certain topics because even when we speak, we get attacked!
We can’t force people into advocacy simply because their line of work has made them famous.
Let me give an example:
Nigerians will see their fellow Nigerian being brutalized by the police.. instead of coming together to stop it that very moment, some will pass by, some others will watch, some others will record. Then same Nigerians will come online to attack Celebrities for not speaking against police brutality.
When Nigerians truly want change, The people will not wait for any celebrity. The people will become their own celebrities and they will lead and take charge!