DJ CJ

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Whoever thinks it’s acceptable to leave grillos near me need to stop.

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@pants @franciscellis

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Shrunk the shit out of my shirt now I’m just tiny shirt man

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Very upset with myself. Didn’t even come close, have had multiple weeks this year with zero bananas consumed. Attempting to get back on the banana train but it’s gonna take some dedication

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Drastically increasing my banana intake this year. 1-2 bananas every day. 2025 is the year of the banana.

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Red Sox fan dominating at Fenway Indy 500 style with the milk

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@kmcorder @cjzero

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Love when I see headlines like ”Pope Leo Advocates for Peace.”

Yeah…I’d think the Pope should probably always be advocating for peace?

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100 Grand ice cream bars simply go way too hard

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Just saw a TikToker out in the wild doing some ritual dance thing in an empty parking lot. Nice.

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Wanted to fall asleep 4-5 hours ago but I started watching river monsters and now I can’t stop. Someone needs to stop me.

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54 year old man playing a flute at the airport what in the world is going on

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@espn Chiney is terrible on ESPN. Her only argument is “I’ve don’t this, I’ve done that, I’ve been there…”
Congrats on your WNBA career no need to rub it in every single thing you say.

Please relax with Doris Burke as well she’s destroying broadcasts everywhere

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Something about low tide that makes me want to crack a mussel and go crabbing

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@franciscellis I should invite you to eat my salmon whenever you’re in Boston but my salmon marinade is too good to give away and I’d openly give it to you if you asked

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@espn Doris Burke is not a good broadcaster at all you’re losing so many watchers/listeners having her. I turn games off constantly when it’s her on. ESPN is losing millions cause of this bullshit. STOP THE BURKE

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Doris Burke is awful please stop having her on prime broadcasts it RUINS it

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Put too much dressing on my salad, added more lettuce to balance it out.
Added too much lettuce, went to drip a little dressing on top then too much came out and now I’m back to square one. I guess I just have to eat this large wet salad now

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Just made a grilled cheese and have a ton of bread and cheese currently in stock. Needless to say I will be making a lot of grilled cheeses this week

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I just tried bubble gum scented body wash and it was a truly exquisite experience.

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Woke up nice and early, had a couple coffees, a banana and did some laundry. Brought my clothes back to my bed to fold them - got in bed. Staying in bed.