Courtney Byrd

Hobbies include analysis paralysis and drinking. Coffee or cocktails, I can’t decide.

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

.@VanessaLachey IF WE DO NOT GET MARISSA’S MOM ON THE REUNION, ARE YOU EVEN A GIRLS’ GIRL?! You better come for these little boys next week. 🚮

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

First tweet in 3+ years. So worth signing on to the X dumpster fire.

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Catching up on #TheChallenge S39, and just needed the Internet, @MTV execs, and Challenge Gods to know that I’d pay $149 for a PPV-style, 2-part S40 reunion hosted by @tjlavin, dropping that “don’t take care, hope to see ya never” energy on these new gen turds.

[We Are Blood @WeAreBlood]

We've got Puppy Fever! 🐾 Every blood or platelet donor during the month of June will get to choose between @CTXFoodBank or @austinhumane as a recipient of a $5 donation from We Are Blood.

Book your appointment here: https://t.co/UPWDoYypb8. 🐶

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Asking for a friend.

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Me, August-June: Visits @pterrys twice.

Me, July: “Hi, I’ll have the Birthday Cake milkshake for the 41st time this month. Thanks!”

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Got carded twice today so I guess the Botox is working.

Also, wear a damn mask.

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Anyone else just waiting for @chrissyteigen to listen to today’s @TrueCrimeObsess or is that just me?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@tedcruz welcome back to the US, found these while you were gone

[Terri Gruca @TerriGruca]

A tale of two cities - on the right is downtown Austin - to the left East Austin. Look who has power. @KVUE

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Melanie Barden @MelanieCBS]

Have you had COVID-19 and recovered? @WeAreBlood needs your help!! The Central Texas region is in dire need of convalescent plasma to treat COVID-19 patients in hospitals @cbsaustin

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Is there anywhere millennials feel more clueless and confused than at the post office?

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Some #MondayMotivation from the great Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, "Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you."

[We Are Blood @WeAreBlood]

“If the pandemic has you feeling disconnected as we begin a New Year, We Are Blood can help you renew that connection with your community...”

- Marshall Cothran, CEO of We Are Blood ❤️💙 via @statesman #centraltexas

https://t.co/MXMLcL7N7q

[Courtney Byrd @cbyrd319]

Want to know what’s worse than liking someone’s old photo when Insta-stalking? Accidentally starting a Group FaceTime at 6:11am on the parent group text for your kid’s daycare.

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

More champagne sold in Washington D.C. today than last 2 New Years combined, liquor store owners say https://t.co/079vUCi5oV

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

Georgia, thank you. Together, we have changed the course of our state for the better. But our work is not done.

Join me in supporting @ReverendWarnock and @ossoff so we can keep up the fight and win the U.S. Senate➡️https://t.co/JTyH1UVEtd

#LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol

[Pramila Jayapal @PramilaJayapal]

Whatever happens in Georgia, everyone should get on their knees and thank strong Black women like the fearless @staceyabrams and so many who slog away without appreciation—and then we should pass real policies that benefit them. This all may come down to Georgia & Arizona.

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

Surprise Motherfucker.
He’s back. #Dexter