C.B. Zeldin

Telling you why my life is better than yours in 140 characters or less

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Beasley always looks baked 😂

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Starter. Dreams into reality. 9 every 5 with my brother. Hard work always pays off meh!🤘🏽#strochez @A_Sanch41

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

You haven't witnessed funny till you've seen a midget chasing around the Raptor's mascot yelling "here nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga!"

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Score update: KC 3 - Bautista feat. Revere 3

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

JOEY!!!!!

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Donaldson up bases loaded? OKAY!

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

"How's life going?"

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Never thought I'd be cheering for Colby Rasmus again... #FuckTheYanks #ALWildCard

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

@katiesnow same here but because he's really good. Not for your fan girl reasonings

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

@pero_garic yes pham

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

People who say ahlie, bless, trusss, or pham during regular conversations make me lose a lot of faith in humanity

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Legends never die!! https://t.co/XUBmBhH5XY

[MLB @MLB]

That's 500 home runs for Big Papi!!!

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Pennington!!!!!!!

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Dellan Betances get WRECKED!!

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

@timandsid no, but as of late I would over Mark Buehrle

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

@iamjaxe interesting concept - answer your calls and texts

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Imagine a @BlueJays team with Melky Cabrera...

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

http://t.co/abPZXh9E7C.BASEBALL. @bluejays

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

It's great and all @WINDmobile has service on the TTC now, but it would be awesome if there service wasn't shit above ground - #JustAThought

[C.B. Zeldin @cbzeldin]

Thank you @Indians!
Sincerely,
@BlueJays Fans Everywhere