casshole, PhD

my header explains it all

[irina🐈ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @ownerofcatrry]

@hescutelatino 😭😭😭😭

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

Whole bunny thing kinda ruined having crying car routines, sad day

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

I have a confession. I have crying spot. Now I live alone, I can admit this. Sonic drive through, trucking shipment factories, red rock road where I accidentally killed a bunny so I couldn't go there anymore and in front of bar and laundry mat parking lot

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

My best friend is truly an actual saint because I couldn’t imagine waking up to these texts

[Walt Flanagan's Dog𓅢💦🥩 @Yivo_Shandor]

@Thrashachusetts I was wondering where Mr. Peanut was during 9/11

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

Then I started to cry even more and then I started to see more FLY AWAY in the wind, therefore making me cry more like I’ll never respect nature again wtf

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

The wind literally took my tears off my face. Like, legitimately, I don’t think I’ve ever been so violated before. I was in my FEELS and I saw my tear just fly in the wind, oh my GOD

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

(From another ex) but, the ratings aren’t great Im gonna be real with yall

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

Yelp review from my ex

[landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇸❤️ @bylandee]

FIVE GUYS ARE SUCKIN DICK IN MUNICH GERMANY

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

And I’m talking of a cartoon like gulp of that egg

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

Have you ever thought about swallowing a whole hard boiled egg before?

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

I know I tweet a lot of unserious stuff and this is going to sound insane but I lost Reggie today so if you could play any of these songs tonight that’d mean so much. He was such a fucking cool guy. I can’t believe I’m sobbing to the song Get it Shawty

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

So I started a list of songs my bird dances to, and this lil man is cool as hell????? Sorry @icecube I don’t agree with him on that choice

[onion person @CantEverDie]

happy january 6th ‘guy who tazed his balls and died’ day for those who celebrate

[casshole, PhD @ccaassie]

Three years ago my friends and I took molly and beat the shit out of a paw patrol piñata and I don’t think I’ll ever experience bliss like that again but anyways happy new year