sliding up my ass with his shotgun and pumping me in the anus… he didn’t miss a single shot. and also, where are my traps dude? And, (2 second silence) this is sad… (2s) i don’t like it. P.S.: I’m still going to play.”
@FortniteGame from bf again, “Dear fortnite, it’s a very sad day, did i have fun playing your game today? I’ll answer that, NO. I land, in builds, *sighs* and what happens? My opponent is not missing his shots at me. We all know in og fortnite none of us were good. why is peely+
@FortniteGame “dear fortnite, i am very unhappy, why am i unhappy? cause you fucked me. How did you do so, you might ask? Let me tell you. I got on og fortnite, expecting og. And what did i get??? Your sloppy excuse for bringing back something magical in my life when i was 13.+
i jump from the bus with something that is not a metal umbrella. First big mistake. When i land i slid, Why. WHY THE FUCK DID I SLIDE. I go on a roof, how? Because i mantled???? And Lastly, i espresso’ed. Please fix this and make it og again. This is not what i wanted