Colton Campbell

[Colton Campbell @ccampbell717]

I've never been part of a standing ovation in which I wasn't a reluctant participant.

[Colton Campbell @ccampbell717]

@FarishOfThemAll OG neurodivergent queen

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@JBoggus Love that one but have still never gotten a clickable one 😤

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@RealJCarmichael Ah, she came to UWG a few years ago for a lecture! Fascinating perspective.

[Sunday Scaries @sundayscaries]

Byyyyyyyyyyyye.

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Same

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Our culture hasn’t yet truly reckoned with how we allowed a band called “Hoobastank” to become a household name

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Nothing behind those eyes

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I saw a buy-one-get-one-free ad for Mtn. Dew Energy on Facebook, and you have to upload a picture of your receipt to redeem.

I didn’t realize how far I’ve fallen until I saw my reflection in the front-facing camera when I went to take a picture of the receipt.

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Honorable mention is owed to Mad About You, which isn’t on this list only because it doesn’t have a one-word title. 9.5/10 on the sleepy scale — only gets dinged for having a nasally character named Fran whose voice wakes me up.

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Here’s a thread with my definitive ranking of sitcoms with one-word titles that are good to fall asleep to. Ratings are given for sleep-value only, not quality. 🧵

[Colton Campbell @ccampbell717]

1. Wings — I have seen approximately 25 episodes of this series and I can’t tell you a single character’s first name. That’s really all I need to say. 10/10