Chloe Cardassian

A mediocre Gunbreaker in FFXIV, Zalera Server, Crystal Data Center. | Remember Matthew 21:17 | Proud Tylenol American

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

I can't recall if I ever posted my Gunbreaker glam, so here it is.

The pieces are all dyed Jet Black and Pure White.
Mandervillious Gunblade
Quaintrelle's Hat
Appointed Jacket
Strife Gloves
Collegiate Skirt
No. 2 Type B Boots
Emerald Carbuncle Earring (The most important part)

I call this glam "Tanking is my business"

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

My family reunion

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@agedchenpi Panda Express is quickly reaching a point where they may have to stuff animals into animals, like a Turducken.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

The video has always impressed me but hearing people who have some knowledge of music be impressed really means something.

https://t.co/LrAWFFyS4T

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Imagine turning on SNL and seeing this in 1980 without knowing the B-52s:

[autist @litteralyme0]

The Backrooms

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

All things considered, Marvin Heemeyer wasn't actually that unreasonable.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Ahh, an iconic day for the nation. I recall stories of Pizza Hut’s running out of ingredients because of people glued to their TV’s.

It was one helluva promotion for Naked Gun 33 1/3

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@LasVegasLocally I felt yo momma getting out of bed

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

The FFXIV equivalent of “A Doctor of Philosophy!”

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

I would like to publicly state that I know nothing about He-Man but I do know people are upset and that is wild to me.

He-Man fans had hope. They must not have heard; it’s good and it dies there or it’s not so great and becomes a franchise

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

It appears He-Man is causing a little bit of division in the fandom.
Guys, remember we are all nerds here.

Don't forget to fight dirty, knee cap where you can, sucker punch, and always kick a man when he is down.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Got my PS2 collection started. The Gauntlet is “Seven Sorrows” which is also the title of my sex tape.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

HAHAHAHA…Jeremy, in his “Killdozer” made of Pokemon cards and RC cars, seated on his Walmart toilet throne, screaming “What are the oranges for, chat?!?” As his contraption falls apart around him and he breaks down sobbing as the authorities take him to the mental hospital.

Worst part of all? He never got to use his Coffee Brand Coffee Gingerbread and Pumpkin Spice launchers

[𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー 👹𓋹 @Bad_Banner]

The Quartering while watching Killdozer:

"Like, he just wanted to be left alone. This is gonna be me in about a year of people asking me 'what the oranges are for?'"

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

As someone who has worked under similar managers, I can assure you that all you can do is plan an exit and pray you can either get out in time or that the damage doesn’t hit you.

Also follow proper opsec and document per PM standards.

[Legal Mindset @TheLegalMindset]

The fact that Bricks and Mini Figs could have ended this for under $200k USD and avoided all the PR damage pains my corporate counsel core

This case has horrible decision makers on all sides

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@PeterGoron @Bad_Banner Oh, you have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes.

I asked Grok to estimate what kind of job ol’ Jer would need to keep his house.

Both he and his wife would need to be in the top 1% of earners for the area in highly specialized fields or CEO’s of modest corporations.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Burns had the best Robber Baron gags

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Uh sir. I’m afraid all those players have retired and uh…passed on. In fact your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.