ccartercalf

SIU '19

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

I accidentally inhale enough brakleen at work to kill any respiratory virus

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

“All the fun stuffs getting cancelled, why aren’t they cancelling work?” -Mary

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

@porterdavid2 This gives me hope in our youth

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Mary got me on the Love is Blind kick and the show is good but the cast are idiots. I fell in love with a voice in 3 days. Yikes

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Just woke up, checked my phone, and apparently everyone is playing with brooms now ?

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Moving to Franklin and living in a neighborhood has me in the bad habit of blowing stop signs

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

My hineys clean, oh yeah I’m Charmin clean

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ELECTRIC https://t.co/eanKynvNpe

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

I miss the old Busch Light cans that had the mountains on them

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

When you’re pooping at work and the toilet water splashes your booty 😣

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

@isaacacarterr Your mom, that’s for sure

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Currently drinking busch light, singing Koe Wetzel with my gf in the kitchen of our new to us house, while burning hamburger patties because idk what I’m doing. Life is good

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Good luck Iran.
You’re gonna F🇺🇸ckin’ need it.

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

How someone treats servers and animals really decides what kind of person they are

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

They protested his 2016 victory.

Tried to rig the Electoral College.

Objected to certifying the results.

Spied on his transition.

Boycotted his inauguration.

Immediately started impeachment.

Called him illegitimate.

Falsely accused him of treason.

And he’s still winning.

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

I remember one time back in the day we mixed Bailey’s with cool blue Gatorade because it was all we had 🤢. Not even sure why we mixed them looking back on it

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Got God on my side, that’s all I need to ride. -2 Chainz

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

My gf used to not like watching the Mandalorian but now she loves it because of baby Yoda. Thanks Yoda, this is the way

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

I finally ate all of the Halloween edition Kit Kat’s at Mary’s and I’m lowkey upset. Orange Kit Kat’s just taste better

[ccartercalf @ccartercalf77]

Metallica and caffeine are the only things getting me through this short work week