cassandra jones.

24 / MKE / give me food + a view & I’ll be your best friend

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Hey fucker! I will pay your taxes in exchange for you coming to your senses. Happily! Black lives matter. That’s you, fucker! Remember?

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

Who's coming with me to see Chelsea Handler at the Riverside Friday, November 15?! https://t.co/5SGrk8jBmt

[The Sylvee @TheSylvee]

The Sylvee turns one this week - to celebrate we want to give one lucky fan a pair of tickets to EVERY. SINGLE. SHOW. in 2020! You'll be a Sylvee V.I.P. er, Sylvee (I.P.) for an entire year!

ENTER at » https://t.co/l517JoJHGR

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

Win free camping gear rental for a year from @Coozieoutdoors! - https://t.co/n8lOwMqj3w

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

Got my Finesss #voxbox in the mail today! Can’t wait to try out these products! #complimentary #influenster #essie #olly

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Hey Jan. It's me Michael. I'm just calling to say I think we need a little break. Permanently.

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

@sarahhhun Tell me more

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

@sarahhhun Nbd

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

What is this, who is “Tripp Kramer,” & why did it come up as an ad on YouTube? https://t.co/sLaZsMZBhN

[John Ricciardi @jricciar55]

Hey @bigten (Jim Delaney in particular). Get off your $20 million throne, stop whining about OSU not getting in the playoffs, and respond to the MSU tragedy. You are victimizing the victims again. What really matters? #silenceisbad

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

#IDEFY the politicians trying to shut down #PlannedParenthood and axe birth control. You too? https://t.co/ZYCIo93rWD #IStandWithPP

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

I have a problem. #TheOffice

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

Me when Pam gets banned from Chili’s: “They revoked the ban”

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

He looked even more concerned when this scene came on & I told him I did that to my boss once.

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

My boyfriend asked me to rewatch every season of #theoffice with him. He gave me a concerned look when I quoted “Green is whoreish.”

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

[sarah h @sarahhhun]

Me: Okay, starting tomorrow I’m on a cleanse. No sugar.
Me, the next day: *Has a donut for breakfast*
#newyearnewme

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

I feel really reassured now. Thanks, @IvankaTrump https://t.co/3YfPBkg7zY

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

Glad we cleared that up. https://t.co/fdDkC9awH6

[cassandra jones. @ccass__]

“The only reward for anything is food.” - Tina Fey, my inspiration.