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@PaulyV93 @riskteen Sup Paul

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@riskteen I just feel like your tweets that leave out human secretions are better.

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@riskteen Hard to beat that last tweet

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I think my commitment issues are perfectly illustrated by my inability to make a themed Spotify playlist with more than 6 songs

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@riskteen Should be good one for getting a job tho!

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@riskteen Ok if I don't get a "TMI" text from @unclebill I'm making this a gender issue!

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Just gave my waxer a baller tip because I’m a patron of the arts

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@LeBaldine I appreciate the support!

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Came up with a new term I expect to get a lot of play this summer: #swampmask

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To gauge your level of entanglement with someone, just count the number of their socks in your sock drawer.

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@redford I don't think anyone's posted this important work: https://t.co/Cdy0K7WJ6u

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Have to get a root canal next month. So when I say I’m dead inside, i actually mean it

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@DonnieJAllen @UVAMensHoops I'm back and I will cut you

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@noTORYous1 @Kesteper OMG I just saw this and thought you guys were coming up with jokes without me

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#Yelp is for the birds. If you want to know what's up, check out the #betterbusinessbureau. It's made up of consumers who care enough to know what the better business bureau is and are petty enough to review the sale of a single stamp #purveyorbeware

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If I could recommend one thing to the people I love, it would be the ‘Butter’ playlist on Spotify

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If y'all would take a few minutes to remember my fallen comrade, Right Eyebrow. Today she was taken from me. #neverforget

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[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]=E3333333333P0QQQQ2455555555555555555555555555555553\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\3333333333 -typed by Greta the cat

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@cat_nguyen literally or figuratively

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What does chick-fil-a do about gay chickens??