carle

all my homies hate ticketmaster

[carle @cccarle]

If you’re selling an engagement ring on Facebook Marketplace, you should have to explain why you no longer need the engagement ring bc I’m nosy and want to know

[carle @cccarle]

Looking at Zillow is just self harm at this point

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[carle @cccarle]

@merylsglasses

[cob @sillierdeadite]

maybe nepotism isn’t so bad

[erika @yeeeerika]

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[kida @kidasnow]

i wonder if quality clothing, affordable housing and 24 episode 8 season shows will ever be a thing again

[lucy @winonasfilm]

julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!

[wanye @xwanyex]

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

[carle @cccarle]

This was my brat

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Kesha released ‘Animal.’

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[carle @cccarle]

We should get paid time off for Spotify Wrapped. I need to watch my little video multiple times, look through my playlist, and look through everyone’s stories.

[carle @cccarle]

This is your annual reminder to fluff your fake tree!!!!!

[alan* @_alan1000000]

atleast we won’t have to deal with him next election..right guys?

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[carle @cccarle]

Blow by Kesha playing in Wegmans at 2PM on a Sunday is insane

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

#VoteHarrisWalz2024 💙💙💙