Courtney Gallant

Struggling student

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@upeisa You might need to get an editor for your tweets too....

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Fun game to play at work: Is that spot just dirt or a dead thing? (Tip: it's usually a dead thing.) #farmlife #BarnCats

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I swear there's a cricket inside my bed..

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Destroying your dominant arm is an extreme way to stop scratching your bug bites... #ProLongboarder #oops

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Am I allowed to say that shopping for the Bahamas is a school related necessary expense?

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@MLECOOPS I'll come with you and we can be super cool?!

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@MLECOOPS I feel like I should apologize for that...

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@AkashMapara it smells nice but it's a little sticky...

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I might have just spilled an entire coffee in my car. In the parking lot of the mazda dealer. #goddamn

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Doctors offices reinforced my decision not to go to med school. #sickpeople #gross #catchingtheplague

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#2016MMM #TeamPolarBear

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Am I the only one disappointed by the lack of puppies in the Budweiser Superbowl commercial?

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"Get out of that salami it's too expensive to eat."
"I'll wear it as a hat."
#onlyinthecrick

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"I swear I'm not as dumb as my counting makes me seem."
Typical night at Cineplex...

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"well we didn't carry those genes for 200 years"
"dad. That's exactly how genetics works." #ShitDadSays

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I had a dream that I had a giant truck and woke up super disappointed.

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Tried to clicker train the cat. Now very itchy. #ProbablyKarma

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"Want a beer?"
"No"
"I got a joint in my pocket."
#ShitDadSays

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I think my father has a crush on KT Tunstall... #BigBlackHorseAndTheCherryTree

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"the first of January has struck, 2015 surely sucked."
#ShitDadSays #poetry