Carrie Simpson

This is the bio of a procrastinator who will definitely write something about herself... tomorrow

[Evil Hag @CursedGoo]

>get a girlfriend
>shes asexual
>that’s cool, I don’t mind
>see her the next day
>two girlfriends

[k @ysljennii]

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning

[✨ Ava 💖 ✨ @KatieerinxX]

@jas_d_barbie Yeah, just like we paid for streaming services not to have ads… yet here we are

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@LuckyCa80364378 @The_Truth_816 @jeremyct My guy bought a 2015 subaru forester from an auction for 3k 2 months ago. It needed a lil work to address an immediate need. He did it himself using a yt video for 800$, but midas quoted him $2,300. Still wouldve been around 5k all together. i agree with the rest of op's post tho

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@EstrellaAuritus @iamisla_ Most modern problems are lol

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@EstrellaAuritus @iamisla_ I think part of it is the ability to work remote, at least in office culture. Before telework was a thing, if you didnt come in, you actually rested at home. Now its like Im at home but checking emails, doing projects, etc.

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

Little boys are SA'ed
Little girls are SA'ed
Corpses are SA'ed
Disabled are SA'ed
Animals are SA'ed
Elderly are SA'ed
Babies are SA'ed

and you’re really going to try to make it seem like the victims... or what they were wearing... are responsible?

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"Stop abortion at the source."

Vasectomies are reversible. Make a very young man have one. When he's deemed financially and emotionally fit to be a father, it will be reversed.

POV: If women talked about men's bodies the way some men talk about women's.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

@jakepaul Soft as baby shit bitch boy

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@palesamahlako @RedMedia_us @Hoerang26 It is until you see her tweeting hate on others like Lizzo for losing weight but having loose skin. Then its just like... girl, look in the mirror before you start throwing hate😒

[American Country Music Chatter @ACMC_Country]

@NICKIMINAJ Meanwhile God:

[Leonard Washington Jr @XFTDG_]

@HalfwayPost You know you’re the epitome of human shit when you make tow truck drivers look like the good guys

[Julia @Julia_CaSsian]

I'm trying Hytale as it just launched, they weren't joking when they said to expect bugs... The game fell apart on the first enemy

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@lady_valor_07 I've had 3 black cats in my lifetime: Midnight, Blackie, and now, Pocus (who I was told formerly had a brother named Hocus).

[Carrie Simpson @CCCrazyCarrie]

@heyshipz Drunks