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@Margare53391471 @ziggy6769 If she had her way we would need a passport to get down south. Terrible person.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Your government will cheerfully let you:

- Drink until your liver waves a white flag
- Smoke forty a day for fifty years
- Inhale a kebab at 3am with a fistful of chips and a fizzy drink the colour of antifreeze
- Eat ultra-processed gunge until you're diabetic at thirty-four
- Swallow pills with a side-effects leaflet folded like a road map
- Get inked by a bloke called Spider in a garage that smells of Dettol and regret
- Hurl yourself out of a perfectly good aeroplane
- Climb a frozen mountain that kills experienced men every year
- Pay good money to swim with sharks

But there is one substance so dangerous, so reckless, that a grown adult cannot be trusted with it:

- Milk. From a healthy cow. On a clean farm. The next village over.

They'll wave you onto the skydive and the shark cage, then step in to save you from a glass of the stuff your great-grandparents drank every single morning of their lives.

Funny, that.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

#GeneralElectionNow

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@Keir_Starmer @AndyBurnhamGM Call a GE . At least you'll leave with dignity.

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@AnonMeAndYou @PolitlcsUK So where are you getting your info, can u post the link.

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What happened to mental assessment. This guy is clearly deranged. So after an arrest, we prove to be unfit for questions and back out on the streets.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The man arrested on suspicion of throwing a 3-year-old boy into a crocodile enclosure at a Cambridgeshire zoo has been released on bail after being deemed "unfit" for interview

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@thomsonrichardg Who did you ask, the hard of thinking behind you?

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@TelferPaula @theSNP "Snp guidance is not law" keep that advice in mind.

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"Snp guidance is not law" that's advice we can all live by.

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@LWhitson16 @DownWithTheSNP Wrong-un ross, is better description.

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@ScotExpress Close it down in 2029. @Nigel_Farage

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@ThomasKerrMSP @catsolo3 Good to see john back in front line politics. Quick look at the knuckledragging looney comments on this thread, you're already winning 👏. Keep up good work .🇬🇧

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@Dennynews @FacundoSavala No comment.

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@TomCARR89143229 @KirstieMAllsopp You are defending the fraud? What about £2500 for a SALT&PEPPER set .

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@kellylgiven @RosaZambonini @ionafyfe @MhairiHunter You need to be a better judge of character.
You are judged by company you keep and one has just plead guilty to blatant and sustained industrial scale fraud. Try harder.

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@calanbosch @roketronnie @GeorgeFoulkes Who did celtic contact when Legia Warsaw fielded an ineligible player for 30secs(never kicked the ball) even although Legia destroyed them 6-1.
A club like no other indeed.

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@ItsYaBoiEwie @United_Army_ @FootyAccums Sporting merit?
Remember Legia Warsaw brought on an ineligible sub for last 30secs after destroying celtic 6-1 and celtic did the celtic thing hounded UEFA to throw them out .
That sporting merit?
A club like no other !

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@Nigel_Farage when u get the reigns in 2029 or before , please close this undemocratic place down or at least gives us a vote as it stopped representing Scotland and Britain years ago.

[Harekrishna #AbolishHolyrood @DownWithTheSNP]

🤮🤮🤮 Farcical scenes at Selection of First Minister as 3 Scottish Greens prove incapable of pushing a button correctly.

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@Rebecca_Brady_ @LBC @LBCNews @LBCNewsScot FM for the divisive nationalists and green pond life .