claire chappell

[claire chappell @cchappell]

http://t.co/PjSocA3i9m What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?

[claire chappell @cchappell]

There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich. http://t.co/92SOV1AGFk

[claire chappell @cchappell]

http://t.co/ZidC2CXPAb "hoes before hos" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's.

[claire chappell @cchappell]

http://t.co/3XTeTYYYZf Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old.

[claire chappell @cchappell]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/NVQzOiVKlf

[claire chappell @cchappell]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/jkvnHGvP2Z

[claire chappell @cchappell]

http://t.co/BoRReQYd Apparently "you have great tweets" sounds a lot like "you have great tits" in a crowded bar.

[claire chappell @cchappell]

Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history? http://t.co/4pp5s9ZE

[claire chappell @cchappell]

http://t.co/cnRqHNRI You're not cool if you have to tell people you're cool. I'm looking at you, Cool Whip.

[claire chappell @cchappell]

I Love SUSU! What a job guys.. the media is insane! Miss you all, Chaps x (VP Ed & Rep 2007) ..Go Martin! #votesusu

[claire chappell @cchappell]

claire is hating twitter