Chris Haywood

Geek, freak, lambo lover, francophile with a half loaded ipod. Son, brother, uncle. Partner. Friend.

[Chris Haywood @cchdaccord]

We’re here for REBA!!!! #RODEOHOUSTON

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) If you want everyone to understand the stunts Trump and his lawyers pulled today in cross-examining longtime Trump fixer Michael Cohen, please RETWEET this thread.

I’m a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer and former criminal defense lawyer, and I’ll explain what happened.

[Chris Haywood @cchdaccord]

#RODEOHOUSTON

[Chris Haywood @cchdaccord]

@VinMan17 Listen to Naughty Christmas by Lacuna Coil 🔥

[Pershing MS @PershingPandas]

So incredibly proud of Mr. Jauregui and the Women’s Chorale! Can’t wait to see you perform! @Northwest_HISD @CMtzHTX @HoustonISD @HISDSupe

[Chris Haywood @cchdaccord]

@jmdickins @Kolter_PTO Omg this is so cool! I love these spaces.

[Chris Haywood @cchdaccord]

@jmdickins @astros I want that haircut!!!!

[Beyond Fest @BeyondFest]

Immortal.

[Constellation @ConstellationEG]

This Memorial Day, take some extra time to honor the ultimate sacrifice our brave men and women have made for our country. We honor your service, commitment, and courage.

[Star Wars @starwars]

They may be a little short, but they're surely stormtroopers.

[Jerry Hodge @JerryHHodge]

There’s a direct correlation with my age and obsession with the weather...just realized I’ve read @SpaceCityWX every day for the 2 months. Bring on grandparenthood. I’m ready.

[Brian Eno News @dark_shark]

It's time for Roxy Music’s debonair art-glam to get its due #RockAndRollHallOfFame #BrianEno #BryanFerry @philmanzanera https://t.co/tS0b2fXYUF

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me voted for iHOC - International House of Cooooooookies! 🍪

[Star Wars @starwars]

Join us in a round of thunderous applause for Natalie Portman on her birthday!

[Heathrow Airport @HeathrowAirport]

Good morning from Heathrow. The force is strong with us today and we've got some special new routes. Will you be travelling to galaxies near... or far, far away? #Maythe4th #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay 🌌🌟

[Ajit Pai @AjitPai]

On this date in 1916, Ferruccio @Lamborghini was born. He became a successful tractor/AC manufacturer & bought some luxury cars. “After experiencing mechanical difficulties with his #Ferrari, Lamborghini decided to start his own rival sports car company.” https://t.co/wO759lrNyV

[Mayor Eric L. Johnson @Johnson4Dallas]

I’ll say this loudly for the folks in the back: roads, bridges, and electric power supply grids don’t care if US citizens or the undocumented are using them when they fail. The census is a count of ALL people. An undercount will hurt #Texas by depriving us of resources.🤯#txlege

[WIRED @WIRED]

Sure, Trump could fire special counsel Robert Mueller. But here's what happens if he does https://t.co/aNGzksrj49