Clancy Childs

Data, Food and Gin - not necessarily in that order. Views are no-one's, especially not employers.

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@hkanji And what did you decide?

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.@British_Airways after delaying BA451 for about 18 hours, would it have killed you to at least make sure there were buses available to take us off the plane? Why do you hate your customers so much? Why have you become such an inept airline?

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@sainsburys @Richard_1B Apparently every Sainsbury's store can't sell or redeem gift cards right now. On Christmas Eve?! When is the system going to be back up?

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@NOW how do you guys go about making your app so bad? It's weirdly impressive how awful it is. Is it on purpose that you try to make it unusable? Is it to try and make people just get Sky instead?

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This is how my Monday started. Heat maybe?

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@BlueMountainBel Ummm... Are you sure we have been together for 6 years? I don't think we have even met!

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@jasonshevrin Ok, glad to know I wasn't the only one to see this.

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@Shorrer Alexa, what is the POINT of decaf espresso?

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@davidspghill Did you pass you eye test?

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@KillerMike I have dutifully purchased my tickets. I will now sit and wait for 323 days.

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@AmaechiUzoigwe @therealelp @nytimes @runjewels I had UTES instead of HOPI, but it was OTOS

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@therealelp when you have made it to the NYT crossword! (Has @KillerMike already had his moment?)

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@therealelp At least someone got something right this year. But why did @KillerMike have to call out that interviewer's beard? You could tell that hurt a bit.

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Won't need to worry about cutting off microphones at the next US Presidential debate if one of the candidates is on a ventilator.

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@christianhern @FarrowandBall This is required viewing: https://t.co/KJRsvNzZCT (and yes, we have Elephants Breath...)

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Can someone please tell the marketing people @ring that having regular radio ads that have the Ring doorbell chime playing in them is hugely confusing and irritating for their customers.

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@timothysaccenti @JamesInTime @therealelp Been doing a lot of paper modeling with my boys during lockdown. We would love to make these as papercraft! (Probably not ready for a 3D printer.)

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@SpaceX What kind of in-flight entertainment options do astronauts get on a 19-hour space flight?

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Based on the recommendation of @therealelp, I finished Devs last night. My mind is irreversibly altered. That show is amazing (some minor flaws, but still amazing). Bit disappointed that Forest didn't end up in Pawnee at the end. Next up: Mr. Robot

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Just catching up on The Good Place and am breaking my Twitter silence to share my strongly held opinion that Roller Disco Janet needs her own spin-off show. I think I'm supposed to @KenTremendous or something. Also: Everyone can just be better. Or at least try.