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[CCJ @ccjn1979]

LUV U ☁️👼🏼💔✨

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me

[Matt Kim @mattkim1]

Trump…

How it Started:

“The US is going to make so much money, we may even eliminate Federal Income Tax”

How it’s Going:

“You take too many vacation days. Work more!”

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[Jon Aguiar @JonAguiar]

It's going to be absolutely hilarious in however many years when we have a Democratic president whose 3rd cousin twice removed gets a municipal contract to cut the grass at a kids soccer field and it's a 2 week long news cycle on Fox News about blatant corruption

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

So… socialism?

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

if a muslim politician said this they would be impeached and removed from office immediately

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Right wing scandal: they raped a toddler and bombed a school

Left wing "scandal": they said something accurate that hurts the feelings of the dumbest people in the country

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Belief in the End Times should be an immediate disqualifier for public office.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

How much more of this moron are they gonna shove down our throats

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Show this clip to anyone who says Iran is run by religious lunatics.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Universal healthcare means the system pays the doctor so the patient isn’t financially destroyed. This is not complicated. Does she also think soldiers who support national defense shouldn’t collect salaries? What a fucking idiot.

[Kevin Jon Heller 🇺🇸🇩🇰 @kevinjonheller]

Hey @googlemaps. I get why you are showing "Lake America" in the US. But why does every country in the world other than Canada get "Lake Ontario (Lake America)"? It is not Lake America for the rest of the world. It is Lake Ontario. Trump's idiocy has no meaning outside the US.

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

Hey @google I’d like to report an error.

The lake that borders New York and Ontario is an international body of water, and it is widely agreed by the entire world, except one rogue leader, that the name of this lake is “Lake Ontario”

Grow a spine and fix it.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Enes Kanter and Royce White are reportedly dating, per @TMZ_Sports

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Trump Tower is renamed to NATALIE TOWER!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah I mean this is pretty blatant election interference

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:

1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.

[CCJ @ccjn1979]

@fatcat3k @CFBGolfer @Ya_messs @ZipsFB @Arbys @BarstoolBigCat Lmao. The 🥩 riding for a dude that doesn’t know dude or cud give af ab him, so weird they like tht. Much better it’s some random dude who must love the school if he got szn tix, wud be cool if he did well and they had em on sidelines for the yr

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

I thought Republicans were the party of “Don’t Tread on Me”