Ciara

give my regards to your lizards

[Billy @_billyreid]

Reminder of the consequences of going for a wee at half time tonight

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Everytime I’ve been to Mexico everyone’s been lovely I don’t get all this bad attitude nonsense it’ll be fine

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[SunnyD1865🌳🚗🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @1865dsunny]

whoever told Americans this, well done. truly insane bait.

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

UK immigration dropped by 80% and your lives are still miserable so what now?

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

they just called you a bitch @McLarenF1

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

illness

[Nickolas🔞 @ComplexNickolas]

The lion concerns himself with many things

The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ireland says they will not take part in next year’s Eurovision Song Contest if Israel is allowed to participate.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

my sister’s boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

can’t believe he easter egged the easter egger

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

texting my group chats that Taylor and Travis are engaged

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

me too sentient hot dog