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aficionado of old crap cars

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Difficult to enjoy life. Just had a madeleine in Paris and couldn’t stop visualizing “Bro think he Proust ☠️” above my head

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

extremely old Jewish man I think trying to get home: “congratulations on your celebration”

random knicks fan: fucking shalom! let’s fucking go my dude! fuuuuuuuck! knicks!!! fuuuuck!!!!!!!!!

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Clipfarming account posting Frasier episodes:

He brought White Zinfandel to the dinner party 💀

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[FREE THINKER @just2beers]

Drinking of a Sacred Beer

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i don’t think orientalism is good now obviously but if i were a young gentleman of means in 1802? sure i’d take an interest in the mysteries of the east

[andrew @SoundOriented]

Hour 4 of the economic boycott. It’s been so hard to not buy stuff. I don’t know how long I can do it. I’m a treatler and my sole existence is merited by hedonism through buying toys trinkets and slop. I tried to buy from a small business but they quoted Hitler over and over.

[du côté de chez rob @ragandboneshop]

she is the acme of the californian (laudatory) and the negation of the californian (derogatory; e.g. peter thiel). pynchon would name her like “eudaimonia iceblade” and put her at the delightful core of the west coast slacker resistance.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

I don't read for pleasure. Reading should be excruciating torture. If you feel even the slightest hint of enjoyment, you are wasting your time

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

One of the biggest laughs I've had in a while. I love this completely broken website.

[ophie 🦋💕 @opheliamoding]

the whole clavicular saga makes me feel like i’m watching a Boondocks episode about white people

[bourbaki @2oovy]

The reason I’m single on Valentine’s Day is cause I haven’t read Hegel yet

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

every since I was young I knew I wanted to adopt byzantine and impractical affectations inappropriate to my station

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The year was 2002.

Kids all over the world were hoping to find just one game under their tree on Christmas morning.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ads in the 60s: Camel cigarettes will make your secretary want to cheat with you

Ads now: TurboTax knows what it's like to have an abusive father

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

MFAs are a scam. The only writers I trust are autodidacts who worked in a boot-blacking factory because their fathers were sent to debtors' prison