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i like dogs | proud dad | sports | stonks | & such

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

I just want to quit life and watch gifs of dogs

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

@KyleJNewbold @beweezy10 Outlaw it. You can’t trust a single MF with popcorn

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Hate when I'm deep in thought and a home run hits me in the face

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

Gary Sheffield's son.

Notice anything?

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

My birthday. On the phone with my mom #wherewereyou

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Jerome Powell reviewing the cost overrun of Trump’s ballroom from $200M to $1B in just 6 months.

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

Randy Johnson night. His career high pitch counts lol

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

@KyleJNewbold @AndThatsBB 💯

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

I wasn’t allowed to like this tweet bc my son said dino eggs weren’t bigger than 3ft

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

April 16, 1994: “Dinger” is hatched!

He breaks out of an egg on the Mile High Stadium field and instantly becomes the @Rockies new mascot.

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

This is the only way I’d ever skydive

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In 2008, American stunt performer Travis Pastrana took skydiving to an entirely new level by jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

[Sully Engels @sullyengels]

The Springfield Cardinals stole home twice in a row. First Dakota Harris, then before the Drillers could throw another pitch it was Trey Paige

Can’t say I’ve seen this before at the professional level. Might be the first time ever

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

10/10 we’re living in a simulation

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

10/10. No notes.

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

Ah yes my formal going to dinner hat. Classic!

[MLB @MLB]

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭

The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more

(via @delawarenorth)

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Edwin Diaz entered for his Dodgers debut with a live trumpeter playing his walk-out song 🎺

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

RT everytime I see it

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Fixins blooper reel will be the best thing you watch today

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

@TotalProSports @ThrowbackHoopz Having to snap the ball. Just chaos all the time

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[qǝlɐɔ @ccoatney12]

@ColoradoEagles I need to see another angle pretty sure that’s AI