Coder CoderDyne

This account shouldn't be necessary, YOU SEE.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

I have found my mission in life - to provide desperately needed companionship to the underserved community of short-haired Japanese girls.

It's a heavy cross to bear, but I'm a humanitarian like that.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Also known as @Gormogons GP's theme song.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

This is why we need 20,000 more data centers.

[Yuna Hoshizora @YunaHoshizora20]

I saw this lingerie and thought it was pretty 🥰
How would it look on me?

#AIart️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@historybythpint Oh good, she got that Man Cold I sent her. I was worried it wouldn't arrive in time for her birthday.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@WriteGrlProbs @ShadesOfRani A Man Cold would leave you unconscious before your first sniffle.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@RealKhaylee Fortunately the floor isn't very far away. 😬

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

I took it as half-joking. I often bury a half-truth in a half-joke, and that looked like something I might have said.

As for the rest, I apologize if I overstepped. In my defense, I was on my third glass of wine when I wrote it, which in hindsight was probably not the greatest plan I've ever come up with.

I'll go back in my box now.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

When did @alexthechick move to Illinois? 🤔

[Pubity @pubity]

An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him.

Images via the Zion Police Department

[Spencer Corbyn @spencercorbyn1]

GM hellsite!

Looks like I might be taking the wifey to urgent care later this morning...

Anyhoo, enjoy your Sunday, folks!

[The Gormogons @Gormogons]

GP I AM NOT FAT! I AM FAMINE PREPARED! @alexthechick

[Rufus T Firefly, *insert* Extraordinaire @hoggonomore]

Between my daughter's "nothing is an emergency" and my wife's "everything is an emergency" general demeanors, is it really a wonder why I have a glass of whiskey after dinner?

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@WhigJust @SinnamonR0llz @MLB Korea's contribution to the game of baseball.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@ShamashAran It really does. HP would work SO well as an anime.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@WriteGrlProbs @magills_ @PatriarchTree Shows what you know, WGP - I haven't got a secks life!

I am ugly, though, that's not in dispute.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@Wodeshed My friend's mother had been a USAir flight attendant, and then later worked in the office. "Tough girl from Pittsburgh" sounds about right.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Any time, man. It *will* be over someday and it *will* get better, even if at times that looks impossible. Hell, I moved out 3 years ago and I just reupped my lease for a 4th f**king year because my ex is doing everything possible to drag this out indefinitely.

But she's rapidly running out of runway.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

1. Because female, YOU SEE.

2. Because x-short, YOU SEE.

4. Because nobody can, YOU SEE.

Finally, 3. I have typed-and-deleted like 4 answers here, all of which ventured onto ground that is, quite frankly, none of my business. That has never stopped anybody on this Hellsite before, but there it is. I will say only that I think you are reasonably content where you are, and while the idea of a relationship is appealing, the mechanics of it are somewhat less so. It's a huge disruption, even if its something you want. It's like a second job if you don't.

You're young and you have time. I would simply caution you not to wait *too* long if children are something you want. It's very easy to run out of time, and there's no going back.

Ask me how I know.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@ShamashAran @RealKhaylee Reach a high shelf. 😬

Other than that, no.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Beavis Catgirl

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

[ 15.156799] zfs: module license 'CDDL' taints kernel.
[ 15.156805] Disabling lock debugging due to kernel taint
[ 15.156831] zfs: module license taints kernel.

heh heh he heh
you said "taint"

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@ShamashAran And absolutely nobody would throw any of you out.