Chris

[Redneck Riviera @RedneckRiviera]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The Redneck Riviera remains a sovereign nation, free from New York’s thermostat tyranny. 🇺🇸❄️
69°. Independence never felt so good.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Are we there yet? Almostttttt....

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

ABSOLUTELY!!👇🤨

[Byron Morton KOAT @ByronKOAT]

EF0 with winds up to 65 mph is preliminary rating for the Los Lunas landspout tornado 🌪️ on Thursday (6-25-2026) by the Albuquerque National Weather Service. @koat7news #Tornado #NMWX @NWSAlbuquerque

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

We have been chasing the most violent storms on earth together for over 25 years.

Now, we are bringing the ultimate intercept to the BIG SCREEN. 🌪️🎥
I am beyond excited to announce that NEVER STOP CHASING is hitting theaters nationwide on August 21!

Huge thanks to Deadline for breaking the news this morning. You can read the exclusive announcement and watch the full official trailer here: https://t.co/zwTquSOoiY

Directed by my longtime chase partner Ken Cole, this documentary takes you directly inside the bear's cage. We mastered the entire film in Dolby Vision and immersive Dolby Atmos sound so you can actually feel the roar of a massive wedge tornado right in your theater seat. This is the real deal, and I can't wait for you to experience it with us.
Check out https://t.co/ULS5vzmnew for updates and theater info!
#NeverStopChasing #StormChasing #Dominator #Tornado#Dominator #Tornado

[Woody Carpenter @woodycarpenter1]

Sup. Fuckers.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[The Atomic Mom 🇺🇸 @theatomicmom]

Spent the day in Albuquerque. It was 🥵🔥 The temple was nice. Had Dion's for dinner. I-25 is a death wish. And Santa Fe was blowing garbage. Literal garbage 🗑. Nice touch to the hellscape.

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @Buddydawg77]

Very stylish!! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Total Wine & More @TotalWine]

It’s National Bourbon Day, and this is the right headspace. 🥃

[Woody Carpenter @woodycarpenter1]

Or the 10 mm socket or torx 25 driver bit you just had.

[Neat @NeatBeginnings]

Me convincing my wife the Bourbon Trail is a romantic getaway and not a highly coordinated bourbon acquisition strategy.

[Jasmina @Jassmini2]

What is this?

[TurnBucklBBQ🇺🇸 @TurnBucklBBQ]

Which one you buying?
The prime is better in this instance. IMO of course

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

More like delusional.

[Byron Morton KOAT @ByronKOAT]

Funnel cloud/possible tornado spotted 5/26 at 445pm in east mountains/Sandia Park. Pic courtesy Dave Harkness @koat7news https://t.co/LJFHVytJTs
#funnel #tornado #NewMexico #SevereWX #NMwx

[Byron Morton KOAT @ByronKOAT]

Snow @TaosSkiValley #Spring #Snow #May
#NewMexico #NMwx #Weather