courtney collins

A real life agent provocateur

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

I hate social media so fucking much omfgggggg - anyway if anyone has a work Twitter I should follow lmk 🫩 here’s to a summer of labor

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

Does that lady know her filter is obviously glitching? Like she had to watch it back right? This is an engagement bit?

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

like i am actually bad at my job if i cant convince you im stupid!!! but you’re too dumb to realize that!!!!

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

Doctoral candidate actually

[Blondie Saint Bourgeois @redheadcxnt]

I have a masters degree in having sex with men that I hate <3

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

He’s 75 and diabetic btw 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

Me & p3d0 (my former client turned SD) literally a WEEKEND BENDER with Panera Lemonades, 30s, blues, bars, & b**w 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Robyn Wilde 🍒 @robynwildexo]

Imagine a client asks if you party and when you arrive to the outcall, he has a large Panera lemonade

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@EXPENSIVEPUSS 🎉🎉🎉🎉 we love this so much!!!

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@HangryHooker I love this for you! 🥰🤗 you deserve it all

[Trick Astley @surrealwhore]

getting paid for men to lie to you > getting lied to for free

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@HangryHooker Tech bros are a great in-between they tend to trick naturally and they’ll be in awe of your beauty/skills

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@dressmeupRED You will! Just post your pics and engage with the girls that seem like you have client overlap 💗💗

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@dressmeupRED Sending you all the best! 💗💗

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@HangryHooker You might have a better response on 304 Instagram - the girlies with Ps are a bit more vocal

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@sleepiestslut Echoing the current sentiments but it’s absolutely okay! 💗 your health and well being come first

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@MouthyHooker New and use it for verification/branding

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@DenverDomme They aren’t on podcasts so they don’t exist to the vanilla girlies

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

@aileenwuornos11 Selfies do a FUCKTON of the heavy lifting BUT the constant stream of content is how the 🐳 come through after lurking your life

[courtney collins @ccollmemaybe]

I prayed for younger clients and big dick clients and now I am dealing with the ramifications of answered prayer